Girlfriend/Boyfriend Story

[Tri4se]

My girlfriend dumped me, and in the same day asked 2 guys out.


I called her a slut, and she cried.

[ncba93ivyase]

I tried to comprehend that post but couldn't.

You've outdone Reaper and XXXHauntedHouse.

[Classic]

Fat people like me can't get anyone, so I wouldn't know. 

[Samus Aran]

I don't really have any particularly interesting stories or crazy adventures or mishaps to speak of.

It was pretty funny when Chelsea called me when she was a bit loopy on pina coladas though. 

[ncba93ivyase]

also, i've never had a girlfriend

or boyfriend

or even came close

[LCK]

I went to a party at my friend's house, and met my girlfriend there. She gave me a handjob on my friend's dad's bed, and on the living room couch under a blanket while there were other people in the room. Then, I took her back to my house, she gave me a handjob while I was lying on my bed. Then about an hour later she gave me a blowjob while I was sitting on my computer chair. 12 hour span.
Then about a week later I dumped her because I met up with another girl who lived closer to me. Then that girl dumped me.
oh well im a jackass

[ME##]

Fat people like me can't get anyone, so I wouldn't know. 

[Classic]

Wanna break out the cookie-dough ice cream and talk about our feelings? 

[ME##]

Wanna break out the cookie-dough ice cream and talk about our feelings? 

Oh God yes, and that's my favourite ice cream too.

[Snorkel]

I've had two, and this one I don't foresee leaving for quite a long time.

I can't think of anything particularly funny that's happened regarding us.

[Classic]

Oh God yes, and that's my favourite ice cream too.

Ok. I'll meet you at your house in about 15 minutes.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

A few months ago I hit a houseparty that one of my girlfriend's friends was hosting. The place was so trashy and dark and there were glowstick innards all over the place. Anyhow, it was about one in the morning when the police showed up, so obviously everyone in the place started bolting for the back door. I grabbed my girlfriend's hand and we were one of the first out.  We somehow made it into a neigbor's yard and crashed behind a few  evergreen bushes with a few other escapees. So, long story short, the girl I grabbed from the house wasn't really my girlfriend, just someone with the same colored hair. My own girlfriend saw me run out with the random girl and, obviously, I never heard the end of it, despite her and I being.......incapacitated at the time.

[Socks]

A few months ago I hit a houseparty that one of my girlfriend's friends was hosting. The place was so trashy and dark and there were glowstick innards all over the place. Anyhow, it was about one in the morning when the police showed up, so obviously everyone in the place started bolting for the back door. I grabbed my girlfriend's hand and we were one of the first out.  We somehow made it into a neigbor's yard and crashed behind a few  evergreen bushes with a few other escapees. So, long story short, the girl I grabbed from the house wasn't really my girlfriend, just someone with the same colored hair. My own girlfriend saw me run out with the random girl and, obviously, I never heard the end of it, despite her and I being.......incapacitated at the time.

Excellent move.

[Squirtlejazz]

A few months ago I hit a houseparty that one of my girlfriend's friends was hosting. The place was so trashy and dark and there were glowstick innards all over the place. Anyhow, it was about one in the morning when the police showed up, so obviously everyone in the place started bolting for the back door. I grabbed my girlfriend's hand and we were one of the first out.  We somehow made it into a neigbor's yard and crashed behind a few  evergreen bushes with a few other escapees. So, long story short, the girl I grabbed from the house wasn't really my girlfriend, just someone with the same colored hair. My own girlfriend saw me run out with the random girl and, obviously, I never heard the end of it, despite her and I being.......incapacitated at the time.

That is what you call smooth.

[strongbad]

The last "Girlfriend" i had was in 7th grade. How lame is that?
Funny though, I almost asked out the same girl but she doesn't like me because I'm not good at grinding