Girlfriend/Boyfriend Story

[Sam]

Moral of the story: Proms are for arson and target practice.

Hay Houdini, will you go to prom wif me pretty please?

[pringle positive]

I'm too ugly to get a girlfriend

[Socks]

I'm too ugly to get a girlfriend

There's always an equally "ugly" partner, I've seen it happen.

[Squirtlejazz]

I'm too ugly to get a girlfriend

"Ugly" people seem to find "ugly" people. There is no point in saying "I'm ugly" unless you have some severe disease that causes your outward appearance to be distorted or malformed.

[Houdini]

Hay Houdini, will you go to prom wif me pretty please?

Sure, I'll just walk from here to Connecticut.

[Sam]

Sure, I'll just walk from here to Connecticut.

Goodly, by the time you get here it'll be prom 2009.

Which is good because I can't afford prom this year anyway.

[Houdini]

Goodly, by the time you get here it'll be prom 2009.

Which is good because I can't afford prom this year anyway.

They make you pay to get in?

[Sam]

They make you pay to get in?

$80

[Houdini]

$80

Jesus. Why would anyone pay eighty bucks to go to a prom?

[Sam]

Jesus. Why would anyone pay eighty bucks to go to a prom?

My date paid for me last year. <3

I actually think it was just that much becasue nobody paid their class dues. I'm guilty of that as well, I haven't paid them for two years, so I owe $50 (and I know I'll probably pay it all next year, so $75).

But it's basically WAY dependent on how much fundraising our class does. And usually we do shit.

[C.Mongler]

I once got the shits in a car ride with my ex girlfriend lol

[Houdini]

My date paid for me last year. <3

I actually think it was just that much becasue nobody paid their class dues. I'm guilty of that as well, I haven't paid them for two years, so I owe $50 (and I know I'll probably pay it all next year, so $75).

But it's basically WAY dependent on how much fundraising our class does. And usually we do shit.

I can understand the fundraising thing, but what I really don't get is why people still go to the prom. There are way cheaper ways to get laid.

[Sam]

I can understand the fundraising thing, but what I really don't get is why people still go to the prom. There are way cheaper ways to get laid.

waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait

prom = sex?

I just thought it was a boring fancy piece of shit. mine wasn't even fun because there was no drinking. I am glad it didn't = sex though.

[Sam]

I once got the shits in a car ride with my ex girlfriend lol

oh  silly danny I <3 you

go to otakon please.

[Socks]

prom = sex?

What, what school do you go to? For senior and most junior proms this is the case at the after-party.