Girlfriend/Boyfriend Story

[Socks]

I almost asked out the same girl but she doesn't like me because I'm not good at grinding

Wow. Bitches these days.

[strongbad]

I know.
Well, her ass was way too big anyway 

[Feynman]

never had one and i don't think i ever will

[Wrench]

Been with my girlfriend for 2 months 1 week to the day.

Don't really have any funny story in particular to talk of though. 

[V]

yo socks new girl is looking good

[Socks]

Maybe if you woke up on time I'd hear about her.

[The artist formally known]

babes never go to metal shows without boyfriends

oh god its so true

[Houdini]

babes never go to metal shows without boyfriends

The "babes" at metal shows are also ugly as hell. I don't think I've ever popped a stiffie at a metal show.

[Sam]

I don't wanna sound like I'm trying to get pity or anything, because I'm really not and I really don't care, but in every "interesting" story (like you guys are telling) that has happened to me, I've been the victim.

popped a stiffie

oh god why have I never heard this before?

[Houdini]

I don't wanna sound like I'm trying to get pity or anything, because I'm really not and I really don't care, but in every "interesting" story (like you guys are telling) that has happened to me, I've been the victim.

Post 'em anyway. I always like a good laugh.

oh god why have I never heard this before?

Because you don't get out enough?

[Sam]

Post 'em anyway. I always like a good laugh.

Because you don't get out enough?

probably

The worst story is probably the time I went to hang out with my best friend (she lived like 3 houses down, and we would always just show up) --this is when I was a freshman by the way-, and my "boyfriend" answered the door wasted and at first kinda tried to cover it up really stupidly saying something like "oh, we were waiting for you", but then just dumped me. Fucking douchebag.

[Houdini]

probably

The worst story is probably the time I went to hang out with my best friend (she lived like 3 houses down, and we would always just show up) --this is when I was a freshman by the way-, and my "boyfriend" answered the door wasted and at first kinda tried to cover it up really stupidly saying something like "oh, we were waiting for you", but then just dumped me. Fucking douchebag.

Ha ha, nice. Tell another once.

[Title27GT]

Why do I feel that you're lying? 

Because that was bullshit.

[Sam]

Ha ha, nice. Tell another once.

I'm so glad you enjoy this stuff. >.>

With the other onemy best friend (a different one this time) came up to me and said my boyfriend was hitting on her. So I kind of jokingly asked if he was or not, because I was curious but I didn't wanna sound like I was accusing him. He said yes though, and his excuse was that he flirts with everyone, and can't help it, but he really did care for me and not for them. So I told him I was fine with it... which was a lie, but I figured I could suck it up cause it really wasn't that big of a deal.

Anyway, about a week later my best friend told me about how they made out at a party, and she was like begging for my forgiveness. He duimped me and they started going out, and I pretended to be okay with it. They only lasted 2 weeks anyway.

That relationship was barely a month long though, so in the long run it really didn't affect me all too much emotionally.

[Houdini]

I'm so glad you enjoy this stuff. >.>

With the other onemy best friend (a different one this time) came up to me and said my boyfriend was hitting on her. So I kind of jokingly asked if he was or not, because I was curious but I didn't wanna sound like I was accusing him. He said yes though, and his excuse was that he flirts with everyone, and can't help it, but he really did care for me and not for them. So I told him I was fine with it... which was a lie, but I figured I could suck it up cause it really wasn't that big of a deal.

Anyway, about a week later my best friend told me about how they made out at a party, and she was like begging for my forgiveness. He duimped me and they started going out, and I pretended to be okay with it. They only lasted 2 weeks anyway.

That relationship was barely a month long though, so in the long run it really didn't affect me all too much emotionally.

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