The prison flashback opened my eyes to this brilliant idea. Seriously, I could put new characters in all the time, it's a more rich environment for new stories, everyone can interact with each other, and lots of buttsex will be in this. Fuck Boyah Gets Lost. This is the Renassiance of fan-fic writing here, people.
If it's a prison, I take it there's no girls allowed in the story?
Quote from: Kaz on May 13, 2007, 02:03:59 PM
If it's a prison, I take it there's no girls allowed in the story?
Well, there weren't any girls in the other story either.
Quote from: UnagiPower on May 13, 2007, 02:05:33 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 13, 2007, 02:03:59 PM
If it's a prison, I take it there's no girls allowed in the story?
Well, there weren't any girls in the other story either.
Rae had a brief appearance.
Chapter One: An Introduction From Our Lovable Neo-Nazi Rapist Classictylor
A man with a swatiska tatoo sits on a chair. It is Classictylor, leader of the Neo-Nazi Aryan group in Boyah, a new prison made for internet criminals such as the notorious arsonist Mariofreak55 and the serial killer Kaz. CT says, "Welcome to Boyah. Some say it's the perfect prison. Some say it's the worst place on Earth. Me, I think it's different. I think it's the ninth level of hell. We have nearly every single violent criminal from internet message boards. Nearly everyday someone gets shived or raped. You're lucky to get raped in here. I indulge many people with a rape now and then. Better than getting shived, I say.
We have some filthy negroes and Jews in this prison but they'll be dealt with soon enough. I've been here for thirty years. I killed my parents after some internet joker told me to kill them. I did. Mostly because I trusted that person with my life. I loved him. Of course, he cheated on me so after I killed my parents, he had to die. The police found out before I killed him, though. He's still out there... Fucking like a rabbit... Fucker. Now, welcome to Boyah. Make yourself at home. You'll be watched all the time and remember... You're my bitch... Mwha, ha, ha!"
Chapter Two: The Warden
The warden, Andrew1911, looks out into the prison. Prison guard LCK comes to Andrew1911 and asks, "Anything wrong, sir?" Andrew1911 answers, "Oh, nothing... Just watching the prisoners interact with each other. I was just watching how they live and sleep... Like the vermin they are..." LCK says, "Okay? Well, if you want me to rattle some of their chains, let me know." Andrew1911 says, "You know that Lawlz fellow who raped Hilary Clinton?" LCK says, "We're getting him?" Andrew1911 smiles, "Yep, this prison is coming up into the world, LCK." LCK says, "Well, I'm more afraid for the prisoners. I heard he goes on both sides of the fence." Andrew1911 replies, "LCK, he raped Hilary Clinton. It's pretty obvious he does not like women."
Lawlz was sitting on a bench, waiting for his home for now and forever. A prison guard said, "Alright, Lawlz, it's time to see the warden." Lawlz just had a weird and freaky smile and said, "Will I be able to touch him? The prison guard screamed, "NO, YOU SICK FUCK!" The prison guard used the baton to hit Lawlz in the stomach. The prison guard yelled, "GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK TO THE WARDEN'S OFFICE, RIGHT NOW!" Lawlz walked to the warden's office to visit with Warden Andrew1911.
Lawlz entered and Andrew1911 said, "Ah, Lawlz, sit down, sit down... Anything I can get you?" Lawlz said, "How about your penis?" The warden frowned and said, "How about I put you in Classictylor's bunk, Lawlz? I'm pretty sure you don't like to be the catcher, right?" Lawlz went from playful to nervous. Lawlz apologized and Andrew1911 said, "We will treat you like any other prisoner at Boyah which means you will be treated like a wart on my ass. We will beat you with extreme prejudice and we will not care for your living conditions. Now, you will go to your bunk with Classictylor and you will enjoy getting raped each and every night. Good day, Lawlz. Good day." The warden had a grim smile of satisification on his face.
XD
pretty good.
An arsonist, eh? Kinky.
Chapter Three: Rape Is Never A Crime. Always.
Lawlz was escorted to his new cell with his new cellmate, Classictylor. Classictylor said, "Oh, hey, there, new guy. Now, I know prison is this big and scary place. Right now, you're probably thinking, 'aaaaaaaaaa I'm in prison help me aaaaaaaaa', right? Don't worry, I'll be here to help you." Lawlz felt at ease and figured out the warden was just trying to scare him. Lawlz said, "I see you have a swatiska on your right arm." CT said, "Yep. You're not a Jew, are you?" Lawlz laughed, "You saw my nose, right? I ain't a Jew." CT laughed, "Well, it'll be nice hearing your laugh once, at least." Lawlz pondered, "What does that mean, CT?"
CT jumped off his top bunk with a tatoo kit and said, "Well, it means I'll probably never hear you laugh again." Lawlz began to worry and said, "Uh, why is that?" CT smiled, "Well, I'm going to make you my bitch and you're going to be a member of the Neo-Nazi group here. Take off your pants." Lawlz's heart rate went up, "Why do you want me to take off my pants?" CT groaned, "So, I could tatoo your ass and rape you. Take 'em off or I take 'em off. Your choice, really."
Lawlz finally took off his pants and CT tatooed his ass. Lawlz cried the entire night for it was extremely painful. Than, the rape began. CT hadn't had a fresh rape in weeks since his last cellmate died of a punctured anus. Now, he finally had a new bitch. Happy days were approaching. It was fast and furious as CT pounded that shit. When CT finally came at 6 AM, they had to go to the showers. CT slapped Lawlz's ass and said, "Take a cold shower, bitch."
Haha, that was good.
I've been reading really dumb fanfictions around the net all day. This is also dumb, but in a good way.
Continue, Andrew.
Quote from: Dexter on May 13, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
I've been reading really dumb fanfictions around the net all day. This is also dumb, but in a good way.
Continue, Andrew.
You're dumb.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 13, 2007, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: Dexter on May 13, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
I've been reading really dumb fanfictions around the net all day. This is also dumb, but in a good way.
Continue, Andrew.
You're dumb.
I meant, it's not something that would be suitable for NSider, but it's still entertaining, nonetheless. china;
Chapter Four: Riosan Gets Shived In The Shower
Riosan was walking in the shower when he was shived by Classictyler. Classictyler whispered in his ears, "WHITE POWER." As Rio collapsed, he said, "But... I am white..." The prison medics arrived on the scene and brought him to the medicial station in prison. Ricky, the prison medic, said, "Alright, let's get that shiv cut cured... Looks like it missed all major organs so you'll be fine. We'll just need to stop the bleeding and such. You'll be in here for a week, at least. Consider yourself a lucky gooseball."
Well, this is interesting enough. You putting people in randomly or by request? china;
I like the ending of BOYAH gets lost.
RIO! gonk;
Damn you Tyler...DAMN YOU.
wewpstie. yes;
I'm a bad boy. hur;
Keep going, Andrew. I like it.
Quote from: Pennywise on May 13, 2007, 06:35:11 PM
Please tell me you don't kill of the females in this one. gonk;
I think you may be asking ME that.
Chapter Five: Mariofreak55 Is Thrown Into The Hole
Mariofreak55 was walking around with his black ass hanging out only to find out the last cupcake had been taken at the cafeteria. MF screamed, "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY CUPCAKE, FUCKTART?" MF sniffed around for his precious strawberry cream and banana cream muffin. He finally saw who had took it... That fucking asshole Riosan... He had to pay. Thus, a complicated plan to kill Rio in a blaze of beauty had to be... Planned.
MF noticed Rio's cellmate, The Oggmonster, had cocaine under his bunk. MF walked up to LCK and said, "Sir, I have some information I want to divuluge with you about a prisoner who has performed an illegal act of sorts but I would like you to help me with something if you want this information on this crucial matter." LCK said, "Speak, snitch." MF said, "On one condition... I get his bunk. I love the view that cell has." LCK shrugged it off and said sure. MF spilled the beans and watched with glee as they beat Ogg into submission.
That night, Mariofreak would have his revenge... He moved into the cell and said to Rio, "Well, hey, buddy! Looks like we're going to be butt buddies, huh?" Rio said, "Touch me and I fuck you up, MF." MF said, "Whoa, calm down... Let's talk this over tomorrow, okay?" Rio said, "Whatever." He went to sleep and MF got his arson kit out in the middle of the night. He placed lighter fluid over Rio and took out a match.
He woke Rio up and said, "Rio... I want you to know one thing before I burn you alive... Fuck you for taking my fucking muffin, you shit." MF light Rio on fire and watched as Rio screamed in agony. MF masturbated to the sound and fury of the flames. The guards came and put a fire blanket on the badly burned Rio. He looked like the Cryptkeeper on a bad day, MF thought to himself as the guards knocked MF's cock in. The guards took Mariofreak to the warden. Andrew1911 got up from his chair and walked over to Mariofreak.
Andrew1911 said, "Ah, Mariofreak... You've burned another person alive? Unfortunately for you, he's sitll alive so you are obviously terrible at arsons so we should just release you from jail, right?" Mariofreak screamed, "SIR, YES, SIR!" Andrew1911 saw that MF's cock was erect. Andrew1911 said, "It looks like you were enjoying yourself in that cell... What were you doing in there, MF?" Mariofreak couldn't hide that arsons turned him on and made him cum on everything. Andrew1911 said, "Throw this shit in the hole for three weeks. No light. Ever. I want him to not feel the sun on his wretched little body."
WHERE THE HELL AM I, ANDREW?
Quote from: Bassir on May 14, 2007, 06:39:42 PM
WHERE THE HELL AM I, ANDREW?
ur not in it yet, hor :|
Would you like to be the one MF burns alive instead?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 14, 2007, 06:39:42 PM
WHERE THE HELL AM I, ANDREW?
ur not in it yet, hor :|
Would you like to be the one MF burns alive instead?
no thnx
Why does MF always end up in holes? psyduck;
O RITE HE LIEKS HOLES. caterpie;
LOL
That was a real laugh out loud too.
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on May 14, 2007, 07:02:43 PM
LOL
That was a real laugh out loud too.
MAKE THE FUCKING BOARD OR NO MORE FUNNY SHIT argh;
Is this also being posted as an Outsider fan-fic, like the Lost one? psyduck;
Quote from: Thief888 on May 14, 2007, 07:04:49 PM
Is this also being posted as an Outsider fan-fic, like the Lost one? psyduck;
Wrong since both are completly original.
I am gunna keep this going.
Has Bushybrow entered yet?
Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place. psyduck;
Andrew1911 needs a girlfriend. Or at least a fleshlight.
Quote from: Dexter on May 24, 2007, 04:41:39 PM
Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place. psyduck;
Drunk driving. v;
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 04:45:27 PM
Andrew1911 needs a girlfriend. Or at least a fleshlight.
... I do. The first part, not the last one. The fleshlights scare me. gonk;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 24, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
Quote from: Dexter on May 24, 2007, 04:41:39 PM
Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place. psyduck;
Drunk driving. v;
I can't drive. What the hell was I doing? j;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 24, 2007, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 04:45:27 PM
Andrew1911 needs a girlfriend. Or at least a fleshlight.
... I do. The first part, not the last one. The fleshlights scare me. gonk;
Yeah, me too. Imagine trying to clean those things out. Jeez, that's a horrible thought.
Quote from: Dexter on May 24, 2007, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 24, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
Quote from: Dexter on May 24, 2007, 04:41:39 PM
Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place. psyduck;
Drunk driving. v;
I can't drive. What the hell was I doing? j;
You were drunk.
Quote from: Dexter on May 24, 2007, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 24, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
Quote from: Dexter on May 24, 2007, 04:41:39 PM
Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place. psyduck;
Drunk driving. v;
I can't drive. What the hell was I doing? j;
Sitting in the back seat with a buttplug.
Nice story.
Chapter Six: Mariofreak Goes Insane
A month in the hole can make a man go insane. Mariofreak was a man so he went insane. He began to claw at his arm during the first few minutes because he thought it might have been a gigantic dildo trying to swallow him whole. A week later, Mariofreak began to test the wall's stability by repeatedly ramming his head against it. Mariofreak learned that the wall was stronger than him. Trying to keep consciousness, he began to stimulate his penis by thinking of the burns on Riosan. It worked until he came a few minutes later.
Mariofreak began to slip in and out of consciousness after the second week. He convinced himself that he was a prisoner of the Evil Emperor Zuel and the only way he could escape if he came all over the walls writing 'Fuck you, Warden'. Unfortunately, this was the day he was supposed to be released by the warden. While Mariofreak was writing Warden in his own cum, Andrew1911 opened the cell door and got cummed in the mouth when he was about to speak.
Andrew1911 spit it out and dived onto Mariofreak, screaming, "MY MOUTH IS NOT A RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR CUM, YOU SHIT! YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF THREE MORE MONTHS IN THE HOLE, YOU SHIT! FUCK YOU!" Andrew1911 kicked Mariofreak in the penis and closed the door, locking Mariofreak in the darkness. Mariofreak held his penis and still felt the Warden's massive boots in his testicles. Mariofreak began to rock himself and back forth, mumbling something about aliens and testicular cancer. After two more months, Mariofreak became as gentle as a diseased lamb. The Warden had won.
Wow.
Seriously, fucked up story. Buy him a fleshlight.
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 04:59:22 PM
Wow.
Seriously, fucked up story. Buy him a fleshlight.
Your fleshlight inspired the story. fap;
Chapter Seven: The Aryan Brotherhood and Pals
Now, gentle reader, I shall be breaking the fourth wall... Hi. awesome;
Anyway, let's talk about the biggest gang in the prison. That would be The Aryan Brotherhood, led by the furious and deadly Classictyler. He's as angry in bed as he is when strolling the prison. Members of the Aryan Brotherhood include SBKT, V, and Ricky. They have killed numerous people in jail but the warden has been unable to prove it. The warden loathes that gang and wants them to be killed at any cost. They are nigh untouchable in prison.
Now, I will return you to the story after that wee bit of introduction to this pure evil gang. V walked through the halls of the prison, grabbing his crotch as he strutted. He walked right up to a nigger and screamed, "LISTEN UP, YOU BLACK BITCH! I'M GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO AFRICA AFTER I RAPE AND KILL YOU TONIGHT! KTHXBYE!" The black man was frightened more of the rape than the getting killed part. V was the deadliest rapist in the gang. His cock has been known to cause more pain than a knife.
SBKT grabbed a shiv from his bed and walked into the halls. He watched his man, V, frighten the black man. SBKT decided to take it a step furthur, showing his shiv. While walking past the black man, SBKT fake shivved the black man. He screamed, "OH, GOD, NOT THE SHIV!" He felt for a mark but he could not find it. SBKT whispered into his ear, "Don't mess with me or you get it for real, nigger." SBKT was the shiv expert of the Aryan Brotherhood. If V's cock didn't kill you, it would be SBKT's shiv.
Ricky is the silent but deadly expert. He'll sneak up behind you and frighten you when you least expect it. He doesn't get a cool, little thing like the two others.
Classictyler is the worst of them all, though. He is smart, a skilled rapist, handles shiving well, and has killed the most black people in prison. CT will kill you just by looking at you. CT would change the prison forever...
..
Wow, I'm racist. Since when did I become so racist?
Who the hell cares.
Isn't V black?