Boyah Goes To Prison: An Introduction To The Aryan Brotherhood

[Riosan]

Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place.

[SBKT]

Andrew1911 needs a girlfriend. Or at least a fleshlight.

[Andrew1911]

Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place.

Drunk driving.  v;

[Andrew1911]

Andrew1911 needs a girlfriend. Or at least a fleshlight.

... I do. The first part, not the last one. The fleshlights scare me. 

[Riosan]

Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place.

Drunk driving.  v;

I can't drive. What the hell was I doing? j;

[SBKT]

Andrew1911 needs a girlfriend. Or at least a fleshlight.

... I do. The first part, not the last one. The fleshlights scare me. 

Yeah, me too. Imagine trying to clean those things out. Jeez, that's a horrible thought.

[Andrew1911]

Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place.

Drunk driving.  v;

I can't drive. What the hell was I doing? j;

You were drunk.

[SBKT]

Aw. emo; I've forgotten what I went to prison for in the first place.

Drunk driving.  v;

I can't drive. What the hell was I doing? j;

Sitting in the back seat with a buttplug.

[Himu]

Nice story.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Six: Mariofreak Goes Insane

A month in the hole can make a man go insane. Mariofreak was a man so he went insane. He began to claw at his arm during the first few minutes because he thought it might have been a gigantic dildo trying to swallow him whole. A week later, Mariofreak began to test the wall's stability by repeatedly ramming his head against it. Mariofreak learned that the wall was stronger than him. Trying to keep consciousness, he began to stimulate his penis by thinking of the burns on Riosan. It worked until he came a few minutes later.

Mariofreak began to slip in and out of consciousness after the second week. He convinced himself that he was a prisoner of the Evil Emperor Zuel and the only way he could escape if he came all over the walls writing 'Fuck you, Warden'. Unfortunately, this was the day he was supposed to be released by the warden. While Mariofreak was writing Warden in his own cum, Andrew1911 opened the cell door and got cummed in the mouth when he was about to speak.

Andrew1911 spit it out and dived onto Mariofreak, screaming, "MY MOUTH IS NOT A RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR CUM, YOU SHIT! YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF THREE MORE MONTHS IN THE HOLE, YOU SHIT! FUCK YOU!" Andrew1911 kicked Mariofreak in the penis and closed the door, locking Mariofreak in the darkness. Mariofreak held his penis and still felt the Warden's massive boots in his testicles. Mariofreak began to rock himself and back forth, mumbling something about aliens and testicular cancer. After two more months, Mariofreak became as gentle as a diseased lamb. The Warden had won.

[SBKT]

Wow.

Seriously, fucked up story. Buy him a fleshlight.

[Andrew1911]

Wow.

Seriously, fucked up story. Buy him a fleshlight.

Your fleshlight inspired the story.  fap;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Seven: The Aryan Brotherhood and Pals

Now, gentle reader, I shall be breaking the fourth wall... Hi.  awesome;

Anyway, let's talk about the biggest gang in the prison. That would be The Aryan Brotherhood, led by the furious and deadly Classictyler. He's as angry in bed as he is when strolling the prison. Members of the Aryan Brotherhood include SBKT, V, and Ricky. They have killed numerous people in jail but the warden has been unable to prove it. The warden loathes that gang and wants them to be killed at any cost. They are nigh untouchable in prison.

Now, I will return you to the story after that wee bit of introduction to this pure evil gang. V walked through the halls of the prison, grabbing his crotch as he strutted. He walked right up to a and screamed, "LISTEN UP, YOU BLACK BITCH! I'M GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO AFRICA AFTER I RAPE AND KILL YOU TONIGHT! KTHXBYE!" The black man was frightened more of the rape than the getting killed part. V was the deadliest rapist in the gang. His cock has been known to cause more pain than a knife.

SBKT grabbed a shiv from his bed and walked into the halls. He watched his man, V, frighten the black man. SBKT decided to take it a step furthur, showing his shiv. While walking past the black man, SBKT fake shivved the black man. He screamed, "OH, GOD, NOT THE SHIV!" He felt for a mark but he could not find it. SBKT whispered into his ear, "Don't mess with me or you get it for real, ." SBKT was the shiv expert of the Aryan Brotherhood. If V's cock didn't kill you, it would be SBKT's shiv.

Ricky is the silent but deadly expert. He'll sneak up behind you and frighten you when you least expect it. He doesn't get a cool, little thing like the two others.

Classictyler is the worst of them all, though. He is smart, a skilled rapist, handles shiving well, and has killed the most black people in prison. CT will kill you just by looking at you. CT would change the prison forever...

[SBKT]

..
Wow, I'm racist. Since when did I become so racist?


Who the hell cares.

[UnagiPower]

Isn't V black?