Boyah Goes To Prison: An Introduction To The Aryan Brotherhood

[The Oggmonster]

I like the ending of BOYAH gets lost.

[Silverhawk79]

RIO!
Damn you Tyler...DAMN YOU.

[ClassicTyler]

wewpstie.


I'm a bad boy.  hur;
Keep going, Andrew. I like it.

[ClassicTyler]

Please tell me you don't kill of the females in this one.

I think you may be asking ME that.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Five: Mariofreak55 Is Thrown Into The Hole

Mariofreak55 was walking around with his black ass hanging out only to find out the last cupcake had been taken at the cafeteria. MF screamed, "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY CUPCAKE, FUCKTART?" MF sniffed around for his precious strawberry cream and banana cream muffin. He finally saw who had took it... That fucking asshole Riosan... He had to pay. Thus, a complicated plan to kill Rio in a blaze of beauty had to be... Planned.

MF noticed Rio's cellmate, The Oggmonster, had cocaine under his bunk. MF walked up to LCK and said, "Sir, I have some information I want to divuluge with you about a prisoner who has performed an illegal act of sorts but I would like you to help me with something if you want this information on this crucial matter." LCK said, "Speak, snitch." MF said, "On one condition... I get his bunk. I love the view that cell has." LCK shrugged it off and said sure. MF spilled the beans and watched with glee as they beat Ogg into submission.

That night, Mariofreak would have his revenge... He moved into the cell and said to Rio, "Well, hey, buddy! Looks like we're going to be butt buddies, huh?" Rio said, "Touch me and I fuck you up, MF." MF said, "Whoa, calm down... Let's talk this over tomorrow, okay?" Rio said, "Whatever." He went to sleep and MF got his arson kit out in the middle of the night. He placed lighter fluid over Rio and took out a match.

He woke Rio up and said, "Rio... I want you to know one thing before I burn you alive... Fuck you for taking my fucking muffin, you shit." MF light Rio on fire and watched as Rio screamed in agony. MF masturbated to the sound and fury of the flames. The guards came and put a fire blanket on the badly burned Rio. He looked like the Cryptkeeper on a bad day, MF thought to himself as the guards knocked MF's cock in. The guards took Mariofreak to the warden. Andrew1911 got up from his chair and walked over to Mariofreak.

Andrew1911 said, "Ah, Mariofreak... You've burned another person alive? Unfortunately for you, he's sitll alive so you are obviously terrible at arsons so we should just release you from jail, right?" Mariofreak screamed, "SIR, YES, SIR!" Andrew1911 saw that MF's cock was erect. Andrew1911 said, "It looks like you were enjoying yourself in that cell... What were you doing in there, MF?" Mariofreak couldn't hide that arsons turned him on and made him cum on everything. Andrew1911 said, "Throw this shit in the hole for three weeks. No light. Ever. I want him to not feel the sun on his wretched little body."

[Feynman]

WHERE THE HELL AM I, ANDREW?

[Andrew1911]

WHERE THE HELL AM I, ANDREW?

ur not in it yet, hor

Would you like to be the one MF burns alive instead?

[Feynman]

WHERE THE HELL AM I, ANDREW?

ur not in it yet, hor

Would you like to be the one MF burns alive instead?

no thnx

[Silverhawk79]

Why does MF always end up in holes?
O RITE HE LIEKS HOLES. caterpie;

[mariofreak55]

LOL

That was a real laugh out loud too.

[Andrew1911]

LOL

That was a real laugh out loud too.

MAKE THE FUCKING BOARD OR NO MORE FUNNY SHIT 

[Placebo Headwound]

Is this also being posted as an Outsider fan-fic, like the Lost one?

[Andrew1911]

Is this also being posted as an Outsider fan-fic, like the Lost one?

Wrong since both are completly original.

[Andrew1911]

I am gunna keep this going.

[Bushy]

Has Bushybrow entered yet?