Boyah Goes To Prison: An Introduction To The Aryan Brotherhood

[Andrew1911]

The prison flashback opened my eyes to this brilliant idea. Seriously, I could put new characters in all the time, it's a more rich environment for new stories, everyone can interact with each other, and lots of buttsex will be in this. Fuck Boyah Gets Lost. This is the Renassiance of fan-fic writing here, people.

[Samus Aran]

If it's a prison, I take it there's no girls allowed in the story?

[UnagiPower]

If it's a prison, I take it there's no girls allowed in the story?

Well, there weren't any girls in the other story either.

[Samus Aran]

If it's a prison, I take it there's no girls allowed in the story?

Well, there weren't any girls in the other story either.

Rae had a brief appearance.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter One: An Introduction From Our Lovable Neo-Nazi Rapist Classictylor

A man with a swatiska tatoo sits on a chair. It is Classictylor, leader of the Neo-Nazi Aryan group in Boyah, a new prison made for internet criminals such as the notorious arsonist Mariofreak55 and the serial killer Kaz. CT says, "Welcome to Boyah. Some say it's the perfect prison. Some say it's the worst place on Earth. Me, I think it's different. I think it's the ninth level of hell. We have nearly every single violent criminal from internet message boards. Nearly everyday someone gets shived or raped. You're lucky to get raped in here. I indulge many people with a rape now and then. Better than getting shived, I say.

We have some filthy negroes and Jews in this prison but they'll be dealt with soon enough. I've been here for thirty years. I killed my parents after some internet joker told me to kill them. I did. Mostly because I trusted that person with my life. I loved him. Of course, he cheated on me so after I killed my parents, he had to die. The police found out before I killed him, though. He's still out there... Fucking like a rabbit... Fucker. Now, welcome to Boyah. Make yourself at home. You'll be watched all the time and remember... You're my bitch... Mwha, ha, ha!"

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Two: The Warden

The warden, Andrew1911, looks out into the prison. Prison guard LCK comes to Andrew1911 and asks, "Anything wrong, sir?" Andrew1911 answers, "Oh, nothing... Just watching the prisoners interact with each other. I was just watching how they live and sleep... Like the vermin they are..." LCK says, "Okay? Well, if you want me to rattle some of their chains, let me know." Andrew1911 says, "You know that Lawlz fellow who raped Hilary Clinton?" LCK says, "We're getting him?" Andrew1911 smiles, "Yep, this prison is coming up into the world, LCK." LCK says, "Well, I'm more afraid for the prisoners. I heard he goes on both sides of the fence." Andrew1911 replies, "LCK, he raped Hilary Clinton. It's pretty obvious he does not like women."

Lawlz was sitting on a bench, waiting for his home for now and forever. A prison guard said, "Alright, Lawlz, it's time to see the warden." Lawlz just had a weird and freaky smile and said, "Will I be able to touch him? The prison guard screamed, "NO, YOU SICK FUCK!" The prison guard used the baton to hit Lawlz in the stomach. The prison guard yelled, "GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK TO THE WARDEN'S OFFICE, RIGHT NOW!" Lawlz walked to the warden's office to visit with Warden Andrew1911.

Lawlz entered and Andrew1911 said, "Ah, Lawlz, sit down, sit down... Anything I can get you?" Lawlz said, "How about your penis?" The warden frowned and said, "How about I put you in Classictylor's bunk, Lawlz? I'm pretty sure you don't like to be the catcher, right?" Lawlz went from playful to nervous. Lawlz apologized and Andrew1911 said, "We will treat you like any other prisoner at Boyah which means you will be treated like a wart on my ass. We will beat you with extreme prejudice and we will not care for your living conditions. Now, you will go to your bunk with Classictylor and you will enjoy getting raped each and every night. Good day, Lawlz. Good day." The warden had a grim smile of satisification on his face.

[fox127]

XD

[mariofreak55]

pretty good.

An arsonist, eh? Kinky.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Three: Rape Is Never A Crime. Always.

Lawlz was escorted to his new cell with his new cellmate, Classictylor. Classictylor said, "Oh, hey, there, new guy. Now, I know prison is this big and scary place. Right now, you're probably thinking, 'aaaaaaaaaa I'm in prison help me aaaaaaaaa', right? Don't worry, I'll be here to help you." Lawlz felt at ease and figured out the warden was just trying to scare him. Lawlz said, "I see you have a swatiska on your right arm." CT said, "Yep. You're not a Jew, are you?" Lawlz laughed, "You saw my nose, right? I ain't a Jew." CT laughed, "Well, it'll be nice hearing your laugh once, at least." Lawlz pondered, "What does that mean, CT?"

CT jumped off his top bunk with a tatoo kit and said, "Well, it means I'll probably never hear you laugh again." Lawlz began to worry and said, "Uh, why is that?" CT smiled, "Well, I'm going to make you my bitch and you're going to be a member of the Neo-Nazi group here. Take off your pants." Lawlz's heart rate went up, "Why do you want me to take off my pants?" CT groaned, "So, I could tatoo your ass and rape you. Take 'em off or I take 'em off. Your choice, really."

Lawlz finally took off his pants and CT tatooed his ass. Lawlz cried the entire night for it was extremely painful. Than, the rape began. CT hadn't had a fresh rape in weeks since his last cellmate died of a punctured anus. Now, he finally had a new bitch. Happy days were approaching. It was fast and furious as CT pounded that shit. When CT finally came at 6 AM, they had to go to the showers. CT slapped Lawlz's ass and said, "Take a cold shower, bitch."

[mariofreak55]

Haha, that was good.

[Riosan]

I've been reading really dumb fanfictions around the net all day. This is also dumb, but in a good way.

Continue, Andrew.

[Andrew1911]

I've been reading really dumb fanfictions around the net all day. This is also dumb, but in a good way.

Continue, Andrew.

You're dumb.

[Riosan]

I've been reading really dumb fanfictions around the net all day. This is also dumb, but in a good way.

Continue, Andrew.

You're dumb.

I meant, it's not something that would be suitable for NSider, but it's still entertaining, nonetheless.  china;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Four: Riosan Gets Shived In The Shower

Riosan was walking in the shower when he was shived by Classictyler. Classictyler whispered in his ears, "WHITE POWER." As Rio collapsed, he said, "But... I am white..." The prison medics arrived on the scene and brought him to the medicial station in prison. Ricky, the prison medic, said, "Alright, let's get that shiv cut cured... Looks like it missed all major organs so you'll be fine. We'll just need to stop the bleeding and such. You'll be in here for a week, at least. Consider yourself a lucky gooseball."

[Blaze-Senpai]

Well, this is interesting enough. You putting people in randomly or by request? china;