POST THE COOLEST WAY TO DIE YOU CAN THINK OF
Examples:
- Ripping out your intestines and hanging yourself with them.
- Throwing yourself into a swarm of hungry sharks and punching their lights out with your bare fists until they finally take you down.
MOAR
...you need help gonk;
Hugeass drill right through the stomache. caterpie;
And one of those cliche laser things that would slice you right down the middle if the good guys didn't alway get away from them. argh;
2006: Ohtaj Humbat ohli Makhmudov a 45 year old Azerbaijani man lowered himself by a rope into a lion enclosure at the Kyiv zoo and shouted to horrified zoo visitors, "Because God loves me, the lions will not harm me!" Moments later a lioness pounced on him, severing his carotid artery, killing him instantly
Not cool, but funny.
Quote from: prettygirl on August 21, 2007, 01:11:16 AM
...you need help gonk;
Part of being manly is fantasizing about the coolest way to kill yourself before you become old, weak, and pathetic. powerofone;
Quote from: Kaz on August 21, 2007, 01:12:28 AM
Part of being manly is fantasizing about the coolest way to kill yourself before you become old, weak, and pathetic. powerofone;
emphasis on pathetic, please.
From fatigue after 50 hours of Starcraft.
Quote from: Ohbotm on August 21, 2007, 01:12:01 AM
2006: Ohtaj Humbat ohli Makhmudov a 45 year old Azerbaijani man lowered himself by a rope into a lion enclosure at the Kyiv zoo and shouted to horrified zoo visitors, "Because God loves me, the lions will not harm me!" Moments later a lioness pounced on him, severing his carotid artery, killing him instantly
Not cool, but funny.
lmao
Killing him instantly. Fucking salt in the wound. He didn't even get the chance to say "oh shit I was wrong" while still alive. china;
Quote from: Kaz on August 21, 2007, 01:10:26 AM
POST THE COOLEST WAY TO DIE YOU CAN THINK OF
Examples:
- Ripping out your intestines and hanging yourself with them.
- Throwing yourself into a swarm of hungry sharks and punching their lights out with your bare fists until they finally take you down.
MOAR
i lol'd.
Running into a police station guns a blazing? I'm not good with these things...
Wrestle a bear butt naked to the death. caterpie;
Fight a giant squid underwater with nothing but a knife. You're screwed, but you're badass for trying. caterpie;
Also you have to have a mullet or at least plain long hair, and you have to be naked. Otherwise it's not cool.
Fucking a girl (or Title olol), and getting such an incredible orgasm that the bottom half of your body blows off. powerofone;
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:18:16 AM
- Attaching a bomb to yourself and then jumping out of a plane while flying over a school or park, setting the bomb off a few hundred feet before you hit the ground so your remains rain on the children below
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
I LOL'D SO HARD
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:18:16 AM
- you and a friend (or enemy) jump off a building at the same time and then battle each other all the way down
"I'm going to kill you!!!! argh; argh; argh;...o wait" *splat*
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:18:16 AM
You stole mine argh;
- shoving your fingers all the way up your nose and pulling parts of your brain out until you die
- Attaching a bomb to yourself and then jumping out of a plane while flying over a school or park, setting the bomb off a few hundred feet before you hit the ground so your remains rain on the children below
- you and a friend (or enemy) jump off a building at the same time and then battle each other all the way down
best one yet. thumbup;
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:18:16 AM
You stole mine argh;
- shoving your fingers all the way up your nose and pulling parts of your brain out until you die
- Attaching a bomb to yourself and then jumping out of a plane while flying over a school or park, setting the bomb off a few hundred feet before you hit the ground so your remains rain on the children below
- you and a friend (or enemy) jump off a building at the same time and then battle each other all the way down
What would happen if, after pulling one piece out, you make yourself retarded and forget what you were doing, and, in the end, don't die? powerofone;
A diver on the Byford Dolphin oil exploration rig was violently dismembered and pulled through a narrowly opened hatch when the decompression chamber was accidentally opened, causing explosive decompression.
tht wud b cool to watch
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 21, 2007, 01:22:56 AM
What would happen if, after pulling one piece out, you make yourself retarded and forget what you were doing, and, in the end, don't die? powerofone;
you're fucked.
Quote from: prettygirl on August 21, 2007, 01:23:23 AM
you're fucked.
Yeah, all you'd end up doing is making life more miserable for yourself. poppy;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 21, 2007, 01:22:56 AM
What would happen if, after pulling one piece out, you make yourself retarded and forget what you were doing, and, in the end, don't die? powerofone;
needs moar commas
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:24:31 AM
It was my personal favorite too. wub;
Oh god the faces on those children would be so priceless.
Then you would be retarded. You answered your own question. psyduck;
I could just imagine... china;
Quote from: Ohbotm on August 21, 2007, 01:24:54 AM
needs, moar, commas,,,
,nigga, happy?,
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:24:31 AM
It was my personal favorite too. wub;
Oh god the faces on those children would be so priceless.
There's a good chance that a big piece or two of you could cause death or brain damage upon impact for a child or two.
caterpie;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 21, 2007, 01:25:47 AM
,nigga, happy?,
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Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:24:31 AM
Oh god the faces on those children would be so priceless.
I can just imagine a severed penis flying into a kid's face.
Priceless.
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:29:17 AM
Oh god, another one, point a wood chipper at someone's house and then jump in it.
Holy hell. This man is a genius.
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:29:17 AM
Oh god, another one, point a wood chipper at someone's house and then jump in it.
You're damn good at this, Steal. powerofone;
Quote from: Ohbotm on August 21, 2007, 01:29:20 AM
I can just imagine a severed penis flying into a kid's face.
Priceless.
I LOL'd. china;
light yourself on fire,
dick up.
sorry, just trying to lighten the conversation a bit :]
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:29:17 AM
Oh god, another one, point a wood chipper at someone's house and then jump in it.
YES YES
MOAR
Quote from: steal on August 21, 2007, 01:36:14 AM
Kay I just thought of another one.
Get yourself really hard and then cut your dick off with a pair of those tree limb cutter things. You get to watch a fountain of blood spurt from your cock before dying of blood loss. yes;
Aww...that one wasn't as good. Maybe if you drank the blood and ate your penis, though...
Throw a water balloon full of semen at George Bush and get shot by Secret Service.
- Eaten by large cats
- Hit by a car
- Hit by a bus
- While having sex
- While flashfap;
- Frozen for one million years
- In the name of science
- Hydrogen explosion
- Suicide bomb
- Tied to a bomb Bruce Willis style
Yippy Kiyay Mother Fucker
HOLY SHIT KAZ, WHEN I READ THE TITLE I WAS LIKE "EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS" caterpie;
Someone scalps you, then force feeds you scoops of your brain until you die.
At the movie premeire of the Fantastic 4 3, tie yourself to a jetpack, light yourself on fire, and fly off the top of the theatre screaming "FLAME ON BITCHES, I'M THE FUCKING HUMAN TORCH" and watch the reaction of the chillins as their favorite hero burns to death.
Camel rape.
Fapping by an open metal fan, standing up, having your dick sliced off, then bleeding to death.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 21, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
At the movie premeire of the Fantastic 4 3, tie yourself to a jetpack, light yourself on fire, and fly off the top of the theatre screaming "FLAME ON BITCHES, I'M THE FUCKING HUMAN TORCH" and watch the reaction of the chillins as their favorite hero burns to death.
lol Nice. I wanna die like that.
Go to Iraq and suicide bomb them.
Quote from: Candy Hyper on August 21, 2007, 03:43:27 AM
HOLY SHIT KAZ, WHEN I READ THE TITLE I WAS LIKE "EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS" caterpie;
Quit stealing my thoughts. argh;
Rip out your intestines and hang yourself with them.
Quote from: JMV290 on August 21, 2007, 08:50:10 AM
Rip out your intestines and hang yourself with them.
GENIUS GENIUS GENIUS.
Wrestling an alligator while jumping out of an airplane.
And aids.
Being operated on while awake.
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 21, 2007, 12:16:39 PM
Being operated on while awake.
How would this kill you?
Quote from: strakt on August 21, 2007, 12:19:38 PM
How would this kill you?
Go into shock because of the pain?
Quote from: strakt on August 21, 2007, 12:19:38 PM
How would this kill you?
it would just reallllyy fucking suck.
Quote from: Title on August 21, 2007, 12:24:23 PM
Go into shock because of the pain?
I don't think pain can kill you, you could pass out from it, but I don't know if it could put you into shock.
If they could give you the surgery while sedated, you would be able to have the surgery while awake.
Quote from: strakt on August 21, 2007, 12:28:50 PM
I don't think pain can kill you, you could pass out from it, but I don't know if it could put you into shock.
If they could give you the surgery while sedated, you would be able to have the surgery while awake.
You know what?
Cool. thumbup;
Quote from: strakt on August 21, 2007, 12:28:50 PM
I don't think pain can kill you, you could pass out from it, but I don't know if it could put you into shock.
If they could give you the surgery while sedated, you would be able to have the surgery while awake.
Didn't they actually do surgery while people were awake before we were able to put them to sleep or something? psyduck;
Eaten alive by the moon?
Quote from: Snorkel on August 21, 2007, 12:41:57 PM
Eaten alive by the moon?
If that could happen, it'd be pretty cool.
Quote from: Snorkel on August 21, 2007, 12:41:57 PM
Eaten alive by the moon?
Or you eat the moon and then shit it out on the Earth at hyperspeed so the world explodes.
Quote from: Snorkel on August 21, 2007, 12:41:57 PM
Eaten alive by the moon?
Now, how high would you have to get for that to happen? psyduck;
Quote from: Thief888 on August 21, 2007, 12:46:09 PM
Now, how high would you have to get for that to happen? psyduck;
How far are we from the moon?
Quote from: V on August 21, 2007, 12:47:15 PM
How far are we from the moon?
I meant getting high with illegal substances. china;
Quote from: Thief888 on August 21, 2007, 12:48:57 PM
I meant getting high with illegal substances. china;
w00t
@SuperCluckyz: YOU CUNT DIY FRUM CAMEL RAPE!!!1!
Quote from: strakt on August 21, 2007, 12:19:38 PM
How would this kill you?
The doctors messing up because you move?
Quote from: strakt on August 21, 2007, 12:11:33 PM
Wrestling an alligator while jumping out of an airplane.
i wanna die like that
I'm never gonna grow up! spam;
Quote from: strakt on August 21, 2007, 12:19:38 PM
How would this kill you?
Blood loss is one raisin.
Another would be if they slice out an essential organ or two, like your heart or lungs. Or just slit open your stomach and let you digest yourself.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 21, 2007, 01:37:47 PM
Blood loss is one raisin.
FACT: Sleeping people can still bleed.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on August 21, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
FACT: Sleeping people can still bleed.
When he said you'd be awake, I also assumed they wouldn't have any life support thingy doodads.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 21, 2007, 01:41:04 PM
When he said you'd be awake, I also assumed they wouldn't have any life support thingy doodads.
When you assume, you're a fucking jackass. Or whatever. burned;
FACT: People on life support can bleed, too. navi;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on August 21, 2007, 01:43:33 PM
When you assume, you're a fucking jackass. Or whatever. burned;
FACT: People on life support can bleed, too. navi;
WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE THE THINGY THAT PUMPS MORE BLOOD INTO THEIR SHIT-FILLED CORPSE.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 21, 2007, 01:44:34 PM
WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE THE THINGY THAT PUMPS MORE BLOOD INTO THEIR SHIT-FILLED CORPSE.
And what do we call that thingy, class?
hey guff are you some dr. house medical person figure?
Quote from: Kaz on August 21, 2007, 08:49:20 AM
Quit stealing my thoughts. argh;
THEN GIVE ME MY NAME BACK
I want to die in some massive shootout. china;
I think number 2 on your list wouldn't work with the person punching them in the face...
Ugh, I've already posted this I'm sure, but...
In a fighter bomber, shirtless, drunk, singing "Highway to Hell", I then proceed to crash into an enemy base.
Or Seppukuu
I've always wanted to die by lighting myself on fire and jumping out of an airplane. I wouldn't land on a mat, I would land on the ground. Hopefully, if the fire was still blazing on me, I would catch the grass on fire. I would die instantly, and my corpse would just burn.
Quote from: laura on August 21, 2007, 03:29:39 PM
I've always wanted to die by lighting myself on fire and jumping out of an airplane. I wouldn't land on a mat, I would land on the ground. Hopefully, if the fire was still blazing on me, I would catch the grass on fire. I would die instantly, and my corpse would just burn.
that's pretty twisted.
Do you have a counselor?
Haven't read a single reply, how many involve penises?
Quote from: reefer on August 21, 2007, 03:39:42 PM
Haven't read a single reply, how many involve penises?
1.
Quote from: laura on August 21, 2007, 03:29:39 PM
I've always wanted to die by lighting myself on fire and jumping out of an airplane. I wouldn't land on a mat, I would land on the ground. Hopefully, if the fire was still blazing on me, I would catch the grass on fire. I would die instantly, and my corpse would just burn.
Or do it in the middle of a forest so you can wipe out a few families.
get hit by the pope mobile catholic;
Quote from: PENIS on August 21, 2007, 03:33:04 PM
that's pretty twisted.
Do you have a counselor?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you can die of pain. china;
GETTING PUNCHED RIGHT THROUGH THE SKULL SO YOUR BRAIN AND EYES AND SINUSES OR WHATEVER GET ALL MASHED UP INTO ONE BIG RED BLOB AND FLY OUT THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.
DRIVING RIGHT UNDER A TRUCK YOU YOUR HEAD IS SMASHED AND PULLED BACKWARDS SO YOUR SPINAL CORD IS PULLED OUT AND STILL CONNECTED TO YOUR CRUSHED SKULL
i always imagined being overrun by gnomes while screaming NOOOO and having your entire life flash before your eyes would be kind of cool
Lock yourself inside a large metal tank with a large supply of beans and a lighter. Do the math.