Cool ways to die

[ncba93ivyase]

How would this kill you?

Blood loss is one raisin.

Another would be if they slice out an essential organ or two, like your heart or lungs. Or just slit open your stomach and let you digest yourself.

[guff]

Blood loss is one raisin.

FACT:  Sleeping people can still bleed.

[ncba93ivyase]

FACT:  Sleeping people can still bleed.

When he said you'd be awake, I also assumed they wouldn't have any life support thingy doodads.

[guff]

When he said you'd be awake, I also assumed they wouldn't have any life support thingy doodads.

When you assume, you're a fucking jackass.  Or whatever. burned;

FACT:  People on life support can bleed, too.  navi;

[ncba93ivyase]

When you assume, you're a fucking jackass.  Or whatever. burned;

FACT:  People on life support can bleed, too.  navi;

WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE THE THINGY THAT PUMPS MORE BLOOD INTO THEIR SHIT-FILLED CORPSE.

[guff]

WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE THE THINGY THAT PUMPS MORE BLOOD INTO THEIR SHIT-FILLED CORPSE.

And what do we call that thingy, class?

[Feynman]

hey guff are you some dr. house medical person figure?

[Hyper]

Quit stealing my thoughts. 

THEN GIVE ME MY NAME BACK

[PENIS]

I want to die in some massive shootout.  china;

[Commander Fuckass]

I think number 2 on your list wouldn't work with the person punching them in the face...

[Bushy]

Ugh, I've already posted this I'm sure, but...

In a fighter bomber, shirtless, drunk, singing "Highway to Hell", I then proceed to crash into an enemy base.

Or Seppukuu

[Lozal]

I've always wanted to die by lighting myself on fire and jumping out of an airplane. I wouldn't land on a mat, I would land on the ground. Hopefully, if the fire was still blazing on me, I would catch the grass on fire. I would die instantly, and my corpse would just burn.

[PENIS]

I've always wanted to die by lighting myself on fire and jumping out of an airplane. I wouldn't land on a mat, I would land on the ground. Hopefully, if the fire was still blazing on me, I would catch the grass on fire. I would die instantly, and my corpse would just burn.

that's pretty twisted.

Do you have a counselor?

[The artist formally known]

Haven't read a single reply, how many involve penises?

[Placebo Headwound]

Haven't read a single reply, how many involve penises?

1.