Cool ways to die

[ncba93ivyase]

I've always wanted to die by lighting myself on fire and jumping out of an airplane. I wouldn't land on a mat, I would land on the ground. Hopefully, if the fire was still blazing on me, I would catch the grass on fire. I would die instantly, and my corpse would just burn.

Or do it in the middle of a forest so you can wipe out a few families.

[36chambers]

get hit by the pope mobile  catholic;

[Lozal]

that's pretty twisted.

Do you have a counselor?

Nope.

[The artist formally known]

1.

NO WAY

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Actually, I'm pretty sure you can die of pain. china;

GETTING PUNCHED RIGHT THROUGH THE SKULL SO YOUR BRAIN AND EYES AND SINUSES OR WHATEVER GET ALL MASHED UP INTO ONE BIG RED BLOB AND FLY OUT THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

DRIVING RIGHT UNDER A TRUCK YOU YOUR HEAD IS SMASHED AND PULLED BACKWARDS SO YOUR SPINAL CORD IS PULLED OUT AND STILL CONNECTED TO YOUR CRUSHED SKULL

[mariofreak]

i always imagined being overrun by gnomes while screaming NOOOO and having your entire life flash before your eyes would be kind of cool

[TheExAm]

Lock yourself inside a large metal tank with a large supply of beans and a lighter. Do the math.