Cool ways to die

[Tomboh]

A diver on the Byford Dolphin oil exploration rig was violently dismembered and pulled through a narrowly opened hatch when the decompression chamber was accidentally opened, causing explosive decompression.


tht wud b cool to watch

[prettygirl]

What would happen if, after pulling one piece out, you make yourself retarded and forget what you were doing, and, in the end, don't die?

you're fucked.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

you're fucked.

Yeah, all you'd end up doing is making life more miserable for yourself. poppy;

[Tomboh]

What would happen if, after pulling one piece out, you make yourself retarded and forget what you were doing, and, in the end, don't die?

needs moar commas

[Kalahari Inkantation]

It was my personal favorite too.

Oh god the faces on those children would be so priceless.
Then you would be retarded. You answered your own question.

I could just imagine... china;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

needs, moar, commas,,,

,nigga, happy?,

[Samus Aran]

It was my personal favorite too.

Oh god the faces on those children would be so priceless.

There's a good chance that a big piece or two of you could cause death or brain damage upon impact for a child or two.

caterpie;

[Tomboh]

,nigga, happy?,

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[Tomboh]

Oh god the faces on those children would be so priceless.

I can just imagine a severed penis flying into a kid's face.

Priceless.

[Tomboh]

Oh god, another one, point a wood chipper at someone's house and then jump in it.

Holy hell. This man is a genius.

[V]

Oh god, another one, point a wood chipper at someone's house and then jump in it.

You're damn good at this, Steal. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I can just imagine a severed penis flying into a kid's face.

Priceless.

I LOL'd. china;

[prettygirl]

light yourself on fire,
dick up.





sorry, just trying to lighten the conversation a bit :]

[Samus Aran]

Oh god, another one, point a wood chipper at someone's house and then jump in it.

YES YES

MOAR

[Samus Aran]

Kay I just thought of another one.

Get yourself really hard and then cut your dick off with a pair of those tree limb cutter things. You get to watch a fountain of blood spurt from your cock before dying of blood loss.

Aww...that one wasn't as good. Maybe if you drank the blood and ate your penis, though...