E3 2017 thread

[YPrrrr]

I don't even like metroid but I'm happy Nintendo is trying to get back to making less gimmicky games it seems? Also glad 2 side strollers seem to be back (thanks indie games) in the minds of major series like sonic and metroid. Hopefully castelvania returns to symphony of the night glory?

The fact that metroid is, must mean Nintendo is really desperate or running out of ideas.

are you fucking kidding me dude
get the fuck out, that is the dumbest shit i've ever heard you say
jesus christ do we just complain about fucking everything now
nothing nintendo could ever do is good enough

calm the fuck down hiro.

I mean but really your post was ridiculous lol

[TooB]

I don't even like metroid but I'm happy Nintendo is trying to get back to making less gimmicky games it seems? Also glad 2 side strollers seem to be back (thanks indie games) in the minds of major series like sonic and metroid. Hopefully castelvania returns to symphony of the night glory?

The fact that metroid is, must mean Nintendo is really desperate or running out of ideas.

are you fucking kidding me dude
get the fuck out, that is the dumbest shit i've ever heard you say
jesus christ do we just complain about fucking everything now
nothing nintendo could ever do is good enough

calm the fuck down hiro.

I mean but really your post was ridiculous lol

yeah. It was supposed to be.

Sorry, I guess

To you, anyway.

[YPrrrr]

relax folks

it's only video games

Is there anything more important??

[Kalahari Inkantation]

relax folks

it's only video games

Is there anything more important??

tru

[YPrrrr]

My current E3 report card:

EA - D+
Microsoft - B
Bethesda - D+
Ubisoft - A-
Sony - C
Nintendo - A-

Biggest announcements: The Long Night, Beyond Good & Evil 2, Shadow of the Colossus, Metroid, Kirby

I'll follow:

EA: C+ (I like sports, sue me; story mode in Madden sounds hype)
Microsoft - C (none of this shit is exclusive who cares)
Bethesda - D
Ubisoft - B
Sony - C (nothing really grabbed me aside from SotC which is a remake)
Nintendo - A (only show to really reveal more than 1 new game I might care about - please don't fuck it all up lol)

[YPrrrr]

Also I may be biased about Nintendo reveals because I got the switch and it desperately needs new titles lol

[TooB]

Also I may be biased about Nintendo reveals because I got the switch and it desperately needs new titles lol

to be fair, I want to want one.

This helped

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i will continue to wait patiently until 2018-2019

there is only one switch game coming in 2017 that seems critical, and that's mario

[Hiro]

I'll follow:

EA: C+ (I like sports, sue me; story mode in Madden sounds hype)
Microsoft - C (none of this shit is exclusive who cares)
Bethesda - D
Ubisoft - B
Sony - C (nothing really grabbed me aside from SotC which is a remake)
Nintendo - A (only show to really reveal more than 1 new game I might care about - please don't fuck it all up lol)

these ratings are fair too

i will continue to wait patiently until 2018-2019

there is only one switch game coming in 2017 that seems critical, and that's mario

can't blame you for that at all, but I don't regret getting one at all

ALSO THIS GIRL IN THE STREAM KEEPS SAYING "METRID"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

EA - D for Don't Care
Microsoft - C-
Bethesda - F-
Ubisoft - didn't watch but probably B-
Sony - C
Nintendo - C

[Nyerp]

Samus Returns Metroid

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Samus Returns Metroid

rofl

[TooB]

i will continue to wait patiently until 2018-2019

there is only one switch game coming in 2017 that seems critical, and that's mario

well, I mean that this helped in making me want one, not necessarily super soon.

[Hiro]

Breakdown of my predictions, correct ones in bold and incorrect struck through (those with neither are either not confirmed or denied yet, or games we already knew were coming)

Predictions:

EA - uhh Mass Effect Andromeda update, sports, Star Wars Battlefront II, Dead Space, who cares really

Microsoft - Scorpio obvs, Sea of Thieves, Crackdown 3, 2 new IPs nobody cares about, Tomb Raider

Bethesda - New IP, new Elder Scrolls (either just Skyrim Switch but possibly VI instead), Quake, Wolfenstein

Ubisoft - AssCreed, Far Cry 5, Mario Rabbids, South Park, Just Dance 2018, some new IP

Sony - Bloodborne 2, Dreams, new thatgamecompany title, Crash Bandicoot, God of War, Gran Turismo Sport, Kingdom Hearts 3, Last of Us 2, Days Gone

Nintendo - Mario Odyssey, Smash 4 Switch, Fire Emblem Warriors, new mobile title (likely Animal Crossing), more info about UltraSun & UltraMoon, Splatoon 2, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Breath of the Wild summer DLC, Online App, new Retro Studios title, that Pikmin 3DS game, one more 3DS game (probably Yo-Kai Watch 3), oh and Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga DX


I also think we're going to get Bayonetta 3 for some platform or another, and would love to see Animal Crossing Switch and a new Advance Wars, but those aren't happening. I could see a new WarioWare title for Switch soon too

also pure fantasy - Beyond Good & Evil 2, Viewtiful Joe 3, Metroid, Chibi-Robo Switch, Okami 2, some Rockstar title for Switch, Elite Beat Agents spiritual sequel, DS virtual console for Switch (with vertical screen + joycon grip), full HD remake or sequel to Pokemon Red/Blue

overall not bad

[YPrrrr]

i will continue to wait patiently until 2018-2019

there is only one switch game coming in 2017 that seems critical, and that's mario

probably a good call. By then you might be able to get a bundle or something anyway that saves money.