E3 2017 thread

[Kalahari Inkantation]

well that was the most predictable conference of all time

metroid was the only surprise, and even that was just a single tentative title screen and nothing else, and it's not coming until 2019 at the absolute earliest

not to mention it'll probably be the game that kills samus once and for all

I didn't see many people predicting yoshi and Kirby either tho

those were predictable to the extent that 'obligatory cheap, easy, b-tier nintendo filler to tide us over between big releases' was predictable

which it was lol

[TooB]

oh yeah so nothing but assassins creed  

i mean that's likely to be the worst thing they showcased, but sure!

really doubt it other than maybe Farcry

Everything else strikes me as 7/10

well that was the most predictable conference of all time

metroid was the only surprise, and even that was just a single tentative title screen and nothing else, and it's not coming until 2019 at the absolute earliest

not to mention it'll probably be the game that kills samus once and for all

I didn't see many people predicting yoshi and Kirby either tho

yeah, but yoshi an d Kirby could always happen.

The fact that metroid is, must mean Nintendo is really desperate or running out of ideas.

[Hiro]

speaking of juxtaposing art styles good god did xenoblade 2 look janky lol

did it? i liked the tiddies

[YPrrrr]

well that was the most predictable conference of all time

metroid was the only surprise, and even that was just a single tentative title screen and nothing else, and it's not coming until 2019 at the absolute earliest

not to mention it'll probably be the game that kills samus once and for all

I didn't see many people predicting yoshi and Kirby either tho

those were predictable to the extent that 'obligatory cheap, easy, b-tier nintendo filler to tide us over between big releases' was predictable

which it was lol

I mean I guess but nobody said that in their predictions

What we got seems a lot better than more Wii U deluxe shit

[TooB]

Can't watch the trailer yet, but I bet it looks better than Xenoblade  x

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also the city juxtaposition was the least of sonic adventure's problems tbh lol

I agree with this

i also agree with this

but it's still ~by far~ the biggest of odyssey's problems so far as i've seen

[Hiro]

The fact that metroid is, must mean Nintendo is really desperate or running out of ideas.

are you fucking kidding me dude
get the fuck out, that is the dumbest shit i've ever heard you say
jesus christ do we just complain about fucking everything now
nothing nintendo could ever do is good enough

[YPrrrr]

oh yeah so nothing but assassins creed  

i mean that's likely to be the worst thing they showcased, but sure!

really doubt it other than maybe Farcry

Everything else strikes me as 7/10

well that was the most predictable conference of all time

metroid was the only surprise, and even that was just a single tentative title screen and nothing else, and it's not coming until 2019 at the absolute earliest

not to mention it'll probably be the game that kills samus once and for all

I didn't see many people predicting yoshi and Kirby either tho

yeah, but yoshi an d Kirby could always happen.

The fact that metroid is, must mean Nintendo is really desperate or running out of ideas.

Nintendo really can't ever win with people  

[Kalahari Inkantation]

speaking of juxtaposing art styles good god did xenoblade 2 look janky lol

did it? i liked the tiddies

same

[YPrrrr]

The fact that metroid is, must mean Nintendo is really desperate or running out of ideas.

are you fucking kidding me dude
get the fuck out, that is the dumbest shit i've ever heard you say
jesus christ do we just complain about fucking everything now
nothing nintendo could ever do is good enough

I love to bitch about Nintendo doing stupid shit as much as anyone but people have been asking for new metroid forever and then Nintendo finally delivers and it means they're "running out of ideas" lololol

Great troll if that's what you're going for tho

[Hiro]

METROID 3DS WHAAAAAT

[TooB]

The fact that metroid is, must mean Nintendo is really desperate or running out of ideas.

are you fucking kidding me dude
get the fuck out, that is the dumbest shit i've ever heard you say
jesus christ do we just complain about fucking everything now
nothing nintendo could ever do is good enough

calm the fuck down hiro.

[TooB]

All I meant was that its a joke because Nintendo never seemed to care about metroid in the past.

Lighten the fuck up asshole

[Kalahari Inkantation]

relax folks

it's only video games

[Hiro]

My current E3 report card:

EA - D+
Microsoft - B
Bethesda - D+
Ubisoft - A-
Sony - C
Nintendo - A-

Biggest announcements: The Long Night, Beyond Good & Evil 2, Shadow of the Colossus, Metroid, Kirby