Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life

[YPrrrr]

ypr why did you go from being a good catholic boy to someone who's had sex with 09238420 women

because i became convinced there are basically 0 women who are willing to wait for sex without being obsessed with religion to an extent that is obnoxious. I'm probably wrong but it's hard to date within those parameters

Also the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the number is 2 lol

the the the the the the the the women who were willing to wait and aren't completely ugly/crazy have already gotten married... So you missed that boat on that one anyways.

So they got married young to avoid much of a wait is what you're saying

Idk their reason, but that might be apart of it.

either that or they're old and members of a bygone generation that believed in such things and didn't make sex a frivolity

[ncba93ivyase]

clucky have you ever been raped or rape someone

[Hippopo]

why don't you have a cute boyfriend hippo
were you always proud of your weight classictyler

Because cute gay boys who are compatible with me don't exist. 

[??????]

clucky have you ever been raped or rape someone

no lol

why don't you have a cute boyfriend hippo
were you always proud of your weight classictyler

Because cute gay boys who are compatible with me don't exist. 

there's classictyler and felt

[PLEASEHELP1991]

clucky when did your psychopathic tendencies start

[Feynman]

oh lawlz i can ask you about shitty events in your life 

What was your first thought when you woke up and your girlfriend was gone?

the the the the night before she'd claimed she was going downtown to a symphony with a female friend. She hadn't talked to this alleged friend in about a year and she'd changed her number in the the the the meantime, so just as a test, I asked her if she had this friend's number so that they'd call each other and make sure they're meeting in the the the the right place.

"Oh, no... but it'll be fine."

She went to go get a shower and for the the the the first time I decided to check her text messages. I noticed she'd deleted most of them (because she was texting who she claimed was a female friend all day but there were like 20 texts in her inbox max), but I saw one outgoing text to some about 10 days ago that said, "Awww you're so sweet "

I knew exactly what was happening then.

She got out of the the the the shower and wanted me to help dress her up, and since that was my only evidence against her, I decided to play along and just ask more questions to test her and see if I could get her to admit anything. All of her answers were suspicious but nothing that I could 100o/o use against her. I zipped her up in a nice dress that she never even wore for me and I felt bad.

She left around 6PM and said she definitely wouldn't be back later than 11. I got a call at 11:45 and she was laughing a lot and I knew something was fucked up. I told her I loved her on the the the the phone (more to see if she'd actually say it), and after 10 seconds of silence, "...I love you too..."

She gets back home and jumps into my arms and gives me a huge kiss (which is disgusting now that I think about it) and tells me she loves me and wants to spend time with me before she goes to bed. I say that something's been off lately and I want to talk about our problems. She's still smiling and agrees to sit down and listen, and when I ask if she thinks there's anything wrong, she says everything's just fine. She then claimed to be extremely tired and wanted to go to bed. I went to bed an hour later.

I woke up around 9AM because I heard her walking around the the the the house. She saw me wake up and said, "Don't worry--I'm not going jogging" (she'd been jogging, or so she claims, for the the the the past few weeks). I fell back asleep and woke up again around noon. She wasn't back yet, so I started to worry. I called her and didn't get a response. Texted her and got nothing. I knew she'd left permanently due to her behavior last night but I didn't know where the the the the fuck she was. Around 2:30 or so I get a response saying, "I just need some time alone right now."

I later found out she spent the the the the whole day with him and was sleeping at his house. When I bumped into her the the the the next day and got her to admit she was sleeping at his place, she said he was the the the the "least biased person in the the the the situation and I'm only there to clear my mind."

the the the the past few months have been awful, but hey, I realize that this shit would've happened eventually and I'm glad it happened before I married such a crazy bitch. I could've lost a house or kids. Thankfully I only lost about $15000 to her.

What have we learned, Lawlz?

http://therationalmale.com/2011/12/27/women-in-love/

[ncba93ivyase]

skittles tell us all about your misadventures with women

[Geno]

I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.

[ncba93ivyase]

I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.

i accidentally took a massive dose of shrooms and became convinced that i'd just become aware that i'd been living in a looping dream and i was trying to find a way out of it

i was also convinced that admitting to having a dream was illegal, so i was trying to think of a way to prove whether or not i was dreaming without anybody finding out

[Hiro]

I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.

i don't remember this lol

[Geno]

I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.

i don't remember this lol

I think I told you that I thought I was going to die or something. I remember being more terrified than I ever have in my life and you were the only person on Facebook at that time.

It was a few months ago when I saw Animal Collective. I met up with some guys from another forum I go to and hung out at their house before the show. They asked if I wanted to take some acid beforehand, and I took it. We spent the trip playing Katamari Damacy and listening to Ween, and with the combination of the Animal Collective show it was pretty much the perfect day for me. We rode the bus over to the venue, which was outside a courthouse in the middle of downtown Portland. Animal Collective completely blew my mind. Amazing show. Afterwards, I was still tripping pretty hard so I decided that I would probably just crash at their place.

When we got back, I was offered another hit of acid. I decided that since I was gonna be hanging out here for the night, I might as well enjoy it. Well it got to the point where the walls started moving. I'm usually pretty in control of myself when I'm tripping, so I was able to just take it in and enjoy myself. That is, until someone suggested we listen to The Residents. I mean, I love The Residents, and was totally on board for listening to them, but listening to Mark of the Mole while watching old Felix the Cat cartoons was just suddenly too much for me. It got way too weird for my brain. Everyone else in the house started laughing hysterically at the cartoon and for some reason I came to the conclusion that they were laughing at me because I was about to die. I remember that exact point when I started to get really scared, and that was when the guy next to me said "HAHAHA He should have seen it coming". Of course, I thought this was targeted towards me. Looking around the room and seeing everyone seemingly in a trance while the fucking creepy Residents music played made me think that some kind of satanic ritual was going on. I decided that all of this was too much for me to handle so I made an excuse that I needed to go to my car and take my contacts out.

I stepped outside, and was super paranoid that I was being followed. I swear I saw a bunch of shadows walking and whispering around outside. I knew it was part of the trip, but I was starting to have my doubts. I went into my car, locked the door, and tried to go to sleep. That wasn't going to happen though since I just took another hit of acid an hour beforehand. Sitting in silence was even worse. There was constant whispering and laughing coming from my head. I just became too much. So I ran back inside the house, still convinced that the shadows were following me.

I wandered into the guest room, and attempted to fall asleep so that I could sleep past the trip. I think that was around 2 or 3 in the morning, and I just sat there for the entire night listening to the voices and music inside my head. At one point I felt like I had left my body, and was pulling the strings on my muscles like a puppet. Also, the guys in the other room were laughing NON STOP. Like throughout the entire night they did not stop laughing. It felt like they were laughing at me from the other room. Laughing because I was terrified that I was about to die. I seriously thought I was about to die, and I was just laying there waiting for it. I sat there listening to the laughing for about 8 hours before they all left the house. I immediately got the fuck out of there, went home, and crashed.

TL;DR: Don't listen to The Residents on acid. You're gonna have a bad time.

[ncba93ivyase]

god the residents are my absolute favorite band but they are somehow the worst thing to listen to on psychedelics

they confuse and anger me somehow

also anything with voice sampling annoys me. hearing looping snippets of conversation/singing makes me want to rip my hair out

but the mars volta on psychedelics: a+++

[Geno]

god the the the the residents are my absolute favorite band but they are somehow the the the the worst thing to listen to on psychedelics

they confuse and anger me somehow

I was actually really getting into it before it started getting intense. I really enjoying the the creepy shit when I'm high. But I think the the part at 6:30 was where my brain started to break.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqeKfkBAkpw[/youtube]

[YPrrrr]

god the the the the the the the the residents are my absolute favorite band but they are somehow the the the the the the the the worst thing to listen to on psychedelics

they confuse and anger me somehow

I was actually really getting into it before it started getting intense. I really enjoying the the the the creepy shit when I'm high. But I think the the the the part at 6:30 was where my brain started to break.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqeKfkBAkpw[/youtube]

Yeah that seems like an awful awful song choice for doing drugs which can make you paranoid lol

I stay in a safe bubble of upbeat music. Although once mario party really began to freak me out because it was so cheerful it was almost demonic

[Classic]

Aubrey, did you know there's someone in Texas who would wait for you? :'(