Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life

[Feynman]

dafuq man

this is like straight out of an indie film

[??????]

omg yes
it was so cute!
when i took him to a silent film screeing with jóhann jóhannsson serving as the orchestra we were so painfully shy to brush our arms with one another
only our hairs on our arms gently bristled with each other
because he was trying to keep things "professional"

and we'd go out in little cafes and eat tres leches cakes with mocha or chai
or further downtown and eat pastrami
it was really cute when it lasted !

i think my other cutest relationship with was some closeted hasidic jew
had social anxiety so we had experiences others didn't really have
and really bonded well over that
and i'd teach him exercises and new ways of thinking to try to alleviate his nervousness
and our talks would last for hours while i'd be sitting on his lap with my eyes locked upon his
my favorite memory was when he was stricken by the flu
so he laid paralyzed in his small little wired bed too small for height so his legs would prop out along with his arms that dangled on each side
and i'd make him his favorite tea and made a salt solution to dry up the infection in his throat
and hug him even though he'd be really sweaty from his fever
and he'd push me away saying, "clucky you're going to get sick"

and I'd break through and kiss him anyways
and he'd give off this incredibly goofy happy face in exchange that i loved so much

it didn't last because he left for the army ;(

[Hiro]

who here likes hummus

[ncba93ivyase]

hiro you should tell all of us your story about chlöê

[famy]

marcus how scared r u for thursday

I am crying

[Thyme]

who here likes hummus

me

[ncba93ivyase]

thyme why do you like fatties

have you ever had gf

[ME##]

marcus how scared r u for thursday

I am crying

me2

[famy]

marcus how scared r u for thursday

I am crying

me2

i have no idea what to wear omg
so many things to do with such little time
alycia is jealous of u
lusty panting panting uggggggggggggggggu

so overwhelming

[ME##]

marcus how scared r u for thursday

I am crying

me2

i have no idea what to wear omg
so many things to do with such little time
alycia is jealous of u
lusty panting panting uggggggggggggggggu

so overwhelming

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[snoorkel]

who here likes hummus

o i like hummus i had beef shawarma and hummus w/ pita for dinner last night

[Samus Aran]

who here likes hummus

who the heck doesn't

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i dropped out of college because i was physically assaulted off campus and never wanted to go outside ever again

[Hiro]

who here likes hummus

o i like hummus i had beef shawarma and hummus w/ pita for dinner last night

damn, nice

[Daddy]

oh lawlz i can ask you about shitty events in your life 

What was your first thought when you woke up and your girlfriend was gone?