I froze my tongue to metal today

[Thyme]

the thought of losing that outer layer of skin to something frozen is enough to make me question whether i ever want to put anything cold in my mouth again

it's weird that you say this because i was just thinking this is such a tec thing to do

[Samus Aran]

but the idea of actually having my taste buds peeled away from my tongue as opposed to just scorched seems so much more horrifying oh god msk;fnv;nsfv

well let me tell you from current experience that it feels no different from burning your tongue afterward

[ME##]

I froze my tongue to your heart today

false, nobody here has a heart

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I've gotten my tongue frozen on a piece of ice before and it ripped them off and I could feel them.

never opening my mouth again

[strongbad]

I don't know if that method would work at sub-0 temperatures

probably not. it is rarely sub-0 in washington lol

[Samus Aran]

Honestly it's not that painful. It's like burning your tongue but cold, like Kaz said.

i dunno it hurt a fuckload for about 45 seconds when my tongue was first thawing back out lol

[don't let's]

probably not. it is rarely sub-0 in washington lol

Finish him!