things you did when you were younger

[Hippopo]

I don't know what kind of accent MIB's mom has, but hawaii is very asian influenced.  I wonder if that had something to do with it.

Also, I thought pome was largely used.

[YPrrrr]

I say pome too and there was no Asian infuence

[Mando Pandango]

why would you get in trouble for liking to be naked when you're alone

everyone likes to be naked when they're alone

Put my fingers in my butt.

i still do this

[Samus Aran]

agreed

[PLEASEHELP1991]

making shakespearean insults at my teachers

[Hippopo]

making shakespearean insults at my teachers

Did you bit your thumb at her? 

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Did you bit your thumb at her? 

yes

[YPrrrr]

agreed

I can't imagine a Minnesotan saying poh-ehm

[Hippopo]

yes

everyone did this.

[Hiro]

I can't imagine a Minnesotan saying poh-ehm

nobody says that lol
I say poh-uhm

[6M69I69B9]

my 6 y/o self will never forgive you pome sayers

[Mando Pandango]

nobody says that lol
I say poh-uhm

i don't understand the difference

[6M69I69B9]

this was my mom's story:

so when my mom was in the philippines, she had a pet monkey while going to college there.  it woke her up every morning to get her ready it and it said "kekekekekekekeke."  sometimes when my mom fed him, he would spread the rice all over his face so then he can pick at it when he was hungry in the future.  one time, he was sucking his own tee tee and my mom said, "no don't suck on your tee tee!!!"  she cut up some jalepeños and spread them all over his dick and when it tried to suck on it, it went crazy and it went like, "kekekekekeke."  one of her cousins came and said "what did you do."  and my mom said, "it was sucking on his tee tee."  at one point, my mom's sister said to her family that having a monkey in the house is bad luck.

soon after that, my mom came home from school one day and she couldn't find her monkey.  one of her parents said, "it's right here."  they cooked him and put him on a plate.  my mom cried so badly and said she'll never forget this

[Mando Pandango]

Was it served with jalapenos

[6M69I69B9]

Was it served with jalapenos

served with tears