things you did when you were younger

[Mando Pandango]

were they spicy tears

[Clara Listensprechen]

So you just wished to be dead your whole life?

Your whole life sucks. 

the Past is nothing but death i live for the future...

Forget about tomorrow, for tomorrow never comes.

[Clara Listensprechen]

When I was 17, I discovered shortwave radio.

And I still enjoy it.

[6M69I69B9]

were they spicy tears

man ur pushing it

rude

[6M69I69B9]

so i think i was 10 when this happened but when i was in elementary school, 4th grade, i fell down in a small creek during recess and i had to change my pants but i never could get the zipper up because the jeans were too tight for me.  later on we went to an assembly and i think one of the middle schools' bands were playing.  i told one of my teachers that i couldn't get my pants to go up so she called the principal.  for a few minutes he was trying to zip my pants up and i looked at my back and people were just staring @me and him.  like he really tried hard but he never succeeded.  so my zipper was down for the whole day.  now i realize that it must have looked really odd doing it in front of such a large crowd

what a day

[Andria]

so i think i was 10 when this happened but when i was in elementary school, 4th grade, i fell down in small creek during recess and i had to change my pants but i never could get the zipper up because the jeans were too tight for me.  later on we went to an assembly and i think one of the middle schools' bands were playing.  i told one of my teachers that i couldn't get my pants to go up so she called the principal.  for a few minutes he was trying to zip my pants up and i looked at my back and people were just staring @me and him.  like he really tried hard but he never succeeded.  so my zipper was down for the whole day.  now i realize that it must have looked really odd doing it in front of such a large crowd

what a day

did he use his mouth?

[Commander Fuckass]

Buttfukd hoes n sluts

[Samus Aran]

so i think i was 10 when this happened but when i was in elementary school, 4th grade, i fell down in small creek during recess and i had to change my pants but i never could get the zipper up because the jeans were too tight for me.  later on we went to an assembly and i think one of the middle schools' bands were playing.  i told one of my teachers that i couldn't get my pants to go up so she called the principal.  for a few minutes he was trying to zip my pants up and i looked at my back and people were just staring @me and him.  like he really tried hard but he never succeeded.  so my zipper was down for the whole day.  now i realize that it must have looked really odd doing it in front of such a large crowd

what a day

lmao

[6M69I69B9]

did he use his mouth?

i think at one point he bent down

[6M69I69B9]

so i was talking to a brofessor abouyt shiet- like shit when i was younger just for the hell of it

and all of a sudden i remembered something

lol so it was seventh grade- i think i was 13 y/o or even 12 idk.  anyway  i was some weak wangster.  like, i would try to wear some low tier shit like ecko and some south pole, listening to rap music.  and i was deemed to be the "black asian" to a few people as well.  

it was about that time for standardized testing.  i was like in a "i don't give a fuk" mood.  so you know what i did?  i did an english standardized test in ebonics.  oh my god  i had lowercased letters, i was replacing T's with D's, s' with z', and "and" with "n'."  

i think i got like a 7 out of n/a.  lol what was i thinking

oh my god the english department must have been shitting themselves

now with english im p. good at it.  like, i got some A- in some really tough english ii course that required citations and academic sources with transitions and shit.  one of the few people who got an A