things you did when you were younger

[6M69I69B9]

when i was 8 - 9 i used to think that everything was poisonous and would wash my hands like 20x a day and sometimes if i didn't i would cry because i thought that i was going to die but it only lasted three months.  there was also a time when i'd get really scared of a woman in a bat suit that only followed me in family parties so every time i went to a party, you could see me in a nervous wreck.  the thing is, the woman in a bat suit was based on a shitty filipino horror movie but still i would just be so scared.  i used a lot of sex jokes when i was in grade school and i talked about tits, dick, pussy all the time and i cried when i'd get in trouble

after i pulled charizard and venusaur when i was like 7, from some pokemon tcg packs from xmas, i watched deep blue sea.  every time a person would be killed or thought would be killed i'd cry and look at my pokemon cards because protection.  my aunt would turn off the movie and i said no ill watch but i cried a lot and i think i sounded like a wolf

after watching deep blue sea, sometimes i'd imagine sharks being in my carpet so i would have a hard time getting out of bed

when i first had my first leg cramp, i thought i was going to die so i cried and looked at a cross because i didn't know what would happen but in the end i just limped around my house and shot rubber bands at action figures

from 11 - 12 i used to be "anorexic" because i thought i looked really fat so i didn't really eat anything and would starve myself.  i remember when my sister bought me ice cream and she left.  i told her on the phone i didn't want ice cream and she said to take a little but i said no, but at least im losing weight by crying

when i was like 4, when i watched the simpsons, i hypothesized that maybe people in their own states have their own cartoons. shows, and etc., since the simpsons was based in springfield, il and i lived in illinois.  so when i'd go on the internet in the future, i'd be like, "wow these people know what cartoons i watched in my own state.  i literally thought of states as countries, and countries as planets.  i really thought that the world would be really damn big, but i got disappointed in the end.  i still am- i imagined so much.  

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when iw as 3 i wish i was dead
when i was 5 i wished i was dead

when i was ten i wished i was dead
when i was 16 i wished i was dead
when i was 19 i wished i was dead

[V]

when iw as 3 i wish i was dead
when i was 5 i wished i was dead

when i was ten i wished i was dead
when i was 16 i wished i was dead
when i was 19 i wished i was dead

Your childhood sucked.

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Your childhood sucked.

I am not enslaved by nostalgia.

[V]

I am not enslaved by nostalgia.

So you just wished to be dead your whole life?

Your whole life sucks. 

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So you just wished to be dead your whole life?

Your whole life sucks. 

the Past is nothing but death i live for the future...

[?????]

I used to be afraid of going to the bathroom by myself.

the Past is nothing but death i live for the future...

das dope

[snoorkel]

nothing nearly as interesting as that

there was also a time when i'd get really scared of a woman in a bat suit that only followed me in family parties so every time i went to a party, you could see me in a nervous wreck.  the thing is, the woman in a bat suit was based on a shitty filipino horror movie but still i would just be so scared.

and wtf lol..

[Samus Aran]

i honestly think original_mib should be a stand-up comic

[6M69I69B9]

i honestly think original_mib should be a stand-up comic

why do you think so.  because some people have actually encouraged me to do so but im like lolno

also when i was like 16, i found my uncle's viagra in his collection of sports memorbillia or however it's spelled.  the thing is, it was a family party for my nephew, and oh my god where i found his viagra was by a HUGE TV that everyone was watching and i know that if i got caught i would be SO FUCKED.  though it was in a shady setting b/c of movie.  in the end, i stole the whole bottle and then i went to his pool room to get some pills.  i took like 8 and then i slowly walked again since im in the front of like some old fucks, they must know the sound of pills in a capsule already so yeah i crept down to his collection and put it there again.  and then i shared some with acquaintances and one of them said, "lol wow you should be a stand up comedian lol that would be so funny omg" and i was like lolk

when i came back there it was gone

[6M69I69B9]

nothing nearly as interesting as that

and wtf lol..

i got way more lol

[Samus Aran]

why? because this material is gold. you had the most awkward, most unintentionally hilarious childhood i've ever heard.

[6M69I69B9]

why? because this material is gold. you had the most awkward, most unintentionally hilarious childhood i've ever heard.

well then

would you like more

[?????]

well then

would you like more

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Travis]

i would read your life story.