things you did when you were younger

[applesauce]

Where did you live in Chicago? I live at 34th and Union. Before that 33rd and Lowe. Before that 33rd and Wabash.

[6M69I69B9]

Where did you live in Chicago? I live at 34th and Union. Before that 33rd and Lowe. Before that 33rd and Wabash.

Clark and Hollywood.  We lived kinda far from each other but manageable. 

In the story where I mentioned me going up seven floors, it really wasn't seven floors, but when I was younger, shit was just so big to me, so yeah.  Maybe it was originally three floors, six flights of stairs.     

I plan to visit there sometime, but not soon. 

[applesauce]

you were raised thinking edgewater was ghetto? 

[6M69I69B9]

you were raised thinking edgewater was ghetto? 

i was just joking about the ghetto part.  maybe i should have added quotation marks.  but really, we had a shitload of trouble with nearby gangs, that's why we moved from chicago.  it goes more deeper, but i don't think i have the right to say shit, since it doesn't truly involve me

we also moved like 3x in chicago so im not sure if we stayed around clark and hollywood

[Geno]

one time when my father was pouring me some hawaiian punch i asked myself, "i wonder what would happen if i moved my cup from him."  so i did it and i was like in my head, "oh..."  and a shitload of juice spilled and my dad glared at me and he said no you don't do that.  

i don't know why, but one time.  i thought it would be nice to break pencils one day.  my mom came in and said what are you doing.  i said i am breaking pencils.  so she went to get her hitting stick and she came back.  she hit me.  i cried but i broke another one.  then we all laughed

so going a little later, i'd turn 7, and i'd move to the suburbs.  when i went started my first day it was weird because i used to go into some private school or something and shit was different there.  when the teacher said okay it's lunch time.  and everyone got something called a yellow ticket or they just had their own lunch.  when i realized i didn't know wtf to do, i cried in front of everyone because i didn't know how to get lunch

God dammit. This is the best post on Boyah I've read in years.

ORIGINAL_MIB, BRINGING QUALITY BACK TO BOYAH.

[Himu]

this just might be my most favorite thread ever lol

[Geno]

At least you didn't get silly putty thrown at you.

[6M69I69B9]

At least you didn't get silly putty thrown at you.

one time i was like 10, there was a black person and he was hanging out with some other people at the back patio of a townouse home.  now, this guy was known for being in juvie and etc. and ill nickname him "infinity" because i usually thought his nostrils made the biggest infinity sign ive ever seen on a face.  so while i was talking home, i saw them, since my back patio faced the back patio they were on.  it was p. silent and then infinity had a bat and all of a sudden he breaks the glass screen door of that place and they all ran.  i told the cops that infinity did it, and i think i saw him when he was being escorted into a police car.  few weeks later, all the guys realized he came back.  he wanted to beat the shit out of me.  man, i hid at an acquaintance's house and i remember him saying that he saw infinity and i will never forget how wide that shadow was when he went past.  i confirmed it was him after i saw his back and the folds on his neck.

man it was like the night followed where ever he was, and i sure fucking know how that went like.

[6M69I69B9]

FUCK IT, I'll post any story from any fucking time.  

HORRORS FROM THE DEEP

okay so, 9 - 14, there was this guy in our neighborhood that everyone called "gaygirl" because- fuck it.  man, i felt sorry for this guy, because he was deprived of so much shit, and man...i was just such a bad person to this guy.  man, all you gotta know is that his family was pretty much born in the WRONG fucking century.  scariest fucking family i ever met.  god damn i don't even know how to describe it.  but damn.  every time i went to their house, it felt like this family was hiding bodies under their house.  their house...was fucking odd as shit.  man, i can't even fucking compare this shit to whatever has been on the internet- it was that fucked up to me.  gaygirl and his family was just really damn odd.  i can't even type what i want to describe about them.  this whole family...i just don't fucking know.  the kids...they didn't even look like kids.  it's like somebody fucking sucked the living out of them.  their parents, too.  the only one who seemed "normal" out of them, was the oldest sister- who looked the youngest out of all of them, even the toddler.  just really damn weird to me.  

they moved out.  but when i think of them and their house now, i imagine a land mark of dead gay dead prostitutes buried under their house with large triangle carved on each their backs, a dead baby frog in a plastic cookie jar, buried under thousands of beyblades, vhs tapes, few dvds, warioland games, a rock, organic nachos, a computer with windows 95, a rocking chair from the mid 1800's, and a secret door to the time and place similar to little house on the prairie.

oh, and a bin of plastic underwear.      

[Mando Pandango]

Get them to join

[Thyme]

eat my boogers

[6M69I69B9]

oh my god i was such a dipshit my god

so when i was 9, and it was the summer, so me and my brother went to my aunt's house, and i have three cousins.  two girls that are i think 12 and 13, and one boy that was 8.  ill call them |a|, |b|, and |c|  now, we came here to just hang with |c| because we had fun with him and his sisters were okay i guess

so one time my aunt told |a| to cook some food for breakfast while she went somewhere or something.  i don't know what |a| was cooking, but she put some fluid into a pot while it was heating and a HUGE HUGE FIRE CAME OUT and i said "WOAH." loud then everyone gave me a glare and i cried.  i mean that was like a huge huge fire  

so it was dinner time one night, and my aunt cooked some food.  everyone knew in the family that i cried a shitload of times, and umm so i ate some chicken and all of a sudden |b| was giving me a glare.  instead of eating i went upstairs and i cried because i thought she was being mean.  

one day were were cleaning around the house, and i dropped a radio.  |a| said "oh my god that was new i got it five months ago" and i said "well it was five months ago..."  i ran into my aunt's room and i cried.  so my aunt got both me to face her and i said "i..i.. im sor-" and then i cried again and didn't finish the apology

uhh so we had to go to the store to buy groceries.  and i had like $2 on me and i bought a snicker's ice cream bar.  |c| found out and he said, "ooh you have ice cream im going to tell" and i said no ill give you half if you don't tell and he agreed.  when we went home i noticed the ice cream was melting and then my aunt called down |c| to help her with something.  it was melting badly so i just ate it all.  i felt guilt afterwards but at least i didn't cry

okay so in this story i was 7, it was winter, and i was at my bus stop in the morning.  now i was bullied for i don't know why.  the "higher ups," like four fourth/fifth graders were throwing snowballs at me and one of them hit me on my cheek so hard and holy shit it was huge.  i cried in the middle of all of us elementary kids and this was like the loudest i've ever cried oh my god.  that snowball i bet was made out of rocks and ice.  i went into the bus like this, and when we got to school some other really cool fourth grader was like "oh this guy did it"  i mean i couldn't figure out who specifically threw the snowball at me when i was trying to dodge four kids throwing snowballs at me while trying to cover my face.  after that day i went to the bus stop and my mom came and said "don't bother my kid okay" and i kissed her when i left

now it was easter, same year, i was 7.  i was at the same aunt's house i've been mentioning in here, and there was an easter party.  it was night so at the end of it i think one of my aunts said "okay you guys have to dance for your candy and go"  i didn't know how to dance so i cried and my aunts were like why are you crying.  i brought up the snowball incident because i was to embarrassed of not dancing

so fast forward until i was 15, the same cousins were moving out of their old house and into a new one.  |a| was driving me, my bro, and the other two cousins.  |a| said "okay so we only have like 10min to get the rest of the stuff in the old house."  so i said "okay ill do it in 20" like straight-forward and i don't know where the fuck that came from.  |a| turned around and made a face as if she was angrily gasping and said UGH while me and my cousin laughed.  because every1 knows im lazy as shit lol that was fun

[6M69I69B9]

i wonder why others haven't posted some stories yet

[Mando Pandango]

i wonder why others haven't posted some stories yet

because we don't want to ruin this thread

[6M69I69B9]

because we don't want to ruin this thread

maybe others have better stories