things you did when you were younger

[Mando Pandango]

I assure you we do not

[6M69I69B9]

god you guys must have had boring childhoods or just dont wanna post

or something

Get them to join

they almost have no connection with anybody as far as i know

[6M69I69B9]

REMAKE:

apples in the night

so one time when i was 9 and it was like 10:30 in the night, a school night.  i got sleepy and then my pa (okay, i call him papa instead b/c habit but i usually call him pa for short.) said you must eat this apple.  and i asked why, he said that i should be eating apples right now but i disagreed.  so he said if you don't finish this apple then you're not going to sleep then.  i was like "fine."  so he gave me an apple and i stared at it for like 10min until i finally got brave enough to take a bite.  but it was so huge for my mouth imo that i didn't know how to eat it but i took a little bite anyway and ate 1/8 of a centimeter of it or something.  i looked up to pa and he was glaring at me with a frown.  so he took the apple and went in the kitchen and cut it into slices.  then he said here, now just eat one slice and then you can go to bed.  i was like in my head "wow this is so small compared to being a whole wow i am so going to eat this to get it over with."  so i took a bite and i chewed.  a millisecond after putting it in my mouth i cried, ran into the bathroom, threw it up and i cried more.  and pa said fine ok you can go to bed and i woke up with dried tears

i haven't ate plant food ever since that time

[Kalahari Inkantation]

so brave

[Nyerp]

...plant food

plant food

[6M69I69B9]

...plant food

plant food

yeah

so what

anyway

when i was 6 and watching pokemon in the morning when misty's starmie was fighting, i had homework that was supposed to be due that day.  the assignment?  make a poem.  i asked my mom what's a poem.  she said what, a pome?  i said no mom i meant a poem.  she said pome? again and i got angry and said no mom it's a poem!  i cried because i didn't know what a poem was and my mom can only contribute pomes.  many years later, i realized that she had a thick accent and maybe she was saying poem but like pome.  god i was so bad

in third grade everybody liked using the word gay and then one of my classmates came up to me and she asked "are you gay y\n" and i didn't know what gay meant so i was like "yes"  and everybody was like "lol marc is gay."  that rumor stopped in 7th grade  

in fourth grade, when i was 10, i heard some guys in my classroom saying "wow lol i saw some girls tits sometime and it was awesome" or something like that.  so i was like in my head..."maybe i can be more popular if i saw some tits."  so like weeks later after that, i had to go down stairs to tell my sister about a chore or something and when i moved her curtains i saw my sister's tits and she was like :o and she slapped me and i cried.  the next day i was like "hey i saw my sister's tits" and people were like "eww you're nasty you wanna fuck your sister?" and then i realized incest wasn't accepted a few years later  

so when i was like 10 - 12, somewhere around that time i was upstairs and my mom called me from the bottom of the stairs and she yelled can you bring a --a? (the a pronounced like "ah.") and i said ok.  when i came back i said bra? and i held it up to emphasize.  she said no, A BRA.  and i said mom this is a bra.  she got more angry and she said NO I MEAN A BRA.  and i didn't know what to do so i cried.  but then i realized in my head..."two things in the bathroom kinda sound the same...and my mom has a shit accent sometimes...OH, MAYBE IT'S THIS!!!" and i grabbed it.  i wiped my tears but i was still scared of my mom and i didn't say anything but showed the pot more higher and she was like "...yes, marc..." and i smiled because i got it right and that i didn't have to deal w/ it anymore

i told the next story a few years ago but ill tell it again

a year later, when i turned 13.  it was like halloween and me and my brother decided to go to like some "rich" part of the suburbs to get candy and the curfew was supposed to be 8pm but it was like 10:30pm.  when we were walking to my uncle's house, i was a few steps farther from my brother and everything was silent until i heard "marc...run..."  i looked behind me and i saw a skeleton and my brother on the floor with another skeleton or something and it was trying to steal my candy and we played tugawar with it.  too bad i fell down and i got a plastic handle from it and as soon as they got both of our candy a car pulled up behind us and we were trying to get at them but they were running away somewhere else and i yelled "you guys suck"  when i fell down earlier i actually had a leg cramp but i was so pissed that i didn't give a shit about the pain.  we walked into my uncles house and a family friend was there and said "wow if i were you i would have kicked his ass" and i was like in my head "yeah ok"  then my mom bought us candy in the end.  now, i laugh at my brother saying "marc...run..."

[6M69I69B9]

when i was 8, my mom said that i was adopted and i cried.  i think i saw my mom with a smirk and now when i confront my mom about this, we both laugh

i think i was 10, but anyway, i remember packing up clothes in garbage bags.  maybe about 4 - 6 bags.  we went driving and like 20min later, i realized that ive never seen any of these places before.  so i asked my mom, where are we going.  she said we're running away and i asked why and i cried for 30min until i saw salvation army.  and then i smiled

[??????]

i abused animals when i was younger
and hurt other kids lol

[Samus Aran]

mib's parents are the best pranksters

[Norwegian Lesbians]

Put my fingers in my butt.

[YPrrrr]

Is it weird to say pome for poem instead of poh-em?

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Is it weird to say pome for poem instead of poh-em?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/poem
merriam webster curiously has that pronunciation listed

[6M69I69B9]

when i was still 10, i used to make sex jokes.  then a rumor was made that i liked to be naked when im alone.  lol i really don't remember saying that, so somebody told the teacher that i said that i liked being naked when im alone.  so i got sent to the office and i cried.  then i thought that if i cried harder, i could get out of the office faster.  so i cried so loud that i saw one of the receptionists with a :/ expression.  when i got back into the class, my teacher said, "see when you say something bad in the past it can come back to bite you"  in my head i was like "i didn't do it though"

i still laugh at this when looking back

[Hippopo]

Is it weird to say pome for poem instead of poh-em?

I say pome.

[Nyerp]

I say pome.