Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pajamas

suck my cock

I'd rather not commit statutory rape, you twat.

[Travis]

Tony Pajamas

[Snowy]

I'd rather not commit statutory rape, you twat.

then shut the fuck up and quit your bitching

[Andria]

hahahahah

[Mando Pandango]

Seriously though whenever I see it spelled "pyjamas" I die a little.

[bluaki]

Seriously though whenever I see it spelled "pajamas" I die a little.

Though I prefer something like "sleepwear" to either

[YPrrrr]

Pajamas are for the old and kinder

[bluaki]

The Republic of Tavono is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons.

Why do I have a complete lack of prisons?

My murder rate is 0%, by the way. 86% old age, 9% heart disease, 5% lost in wilderness.

Also why does it never pick categories that my nation excels in, like culture, compassion, godlessness, safety, and safety from crime. The only award I have is pacifism :'(

[Andria]

44 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, Escundya's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.

[bluaki]

44 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, Escundya's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.

What issue did you respond to for that?

[Andria]

What issue did you respond to for that?

something about schools and I made all education free

[don't let's]

"Scum is such a harsh word. Everyone has something worthwhile to contribute, as my mother always said." says Agnes Dredd, controversial social theorist and fountain of homespun folk wisdom. "Even if they won't pay their taxes, folks ought to have other ways to pay back into society. They could spend some time with the civil service or military reserve, for example. And goodness knows, blood and organ donation rates aren't as high as they could be. A pint of blood or a good kidney ought to pay a tax bill right proper."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Snowy]

"If you'll take my advice, we should just send these crazies down to the dungeons," murmurs Mia Plath, one of your political advisors. "If we let them spread this propaganda we'll soon have a revolution on our hands! We should crack down on these groups, and ban non-governmental political organisations to keep the people from getting too frisky with their pitchforks."

I wasn't aware that I had dungeon

[Mando Pandango]

it's beautiful :'(

[Mando Pandango]

A group of 'concerned compatriots' (Citizens Raging Against the Police) have protested against the enormous numbers of policemen enforcing the law on their daily lives.

Citizens Raging Against the Police

CRAP