Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[ME##]

why oh why is it not giving me something that would allow me to drastically cut taxes

[Mando Pandango]

"It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries (in)famous Popsiclasia-born fascist Beth Fellow. "Well maybe it's time it became our war! Popsiclasia should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! E pluribus delicious! Sieg Popsiclasia!"

[Snowy]

14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, Asabon successfully hosted the Boyahland Olympics.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, the internet has been placed under government control.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, army rations are served on silver platters.

[Mando Pandango]

Members of a new weird religious cult, called the Order of Violet, ask for the government to appease their mighty god by offering Her a sacrifice of the human variety.
The Debate

    "What have we got to lose?" says religious freedoms advocate Sophie McGuffin. "Just cut up a few homeless folk - it appeases this group's bloodthirsty Goddess, gets rid of unsightly bums that drain welfare, and everybody goes home happy."


    "We must go much further than a few beggars!" argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Sue-Ann Cheswick. "You must pass a law that everyone's first born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!"

so tempting

[ME##]

My economy is getting better according to the tracker

[Mando Pandango]

My economy is getting better according to the tracker

as is mine finally

Also apparently I now have the highest population in boyahland

[Kalahari Inkantation]

my economy hasn't moved in over a week despite me making decisions that should have caused it to move

oh god, i broke it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

5 hours ago: Unistasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
5 hours ago: Unistasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

two more badges

[Snowy]

14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

pyjamas

jesus christ what

[ME##]

jesus christ what

do you seriously not know how to spell pyjamas

[Snowy]

do you seriously not know how to spell pyjamas

pajamas

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

pajamas

[ME##]

pajamas

p
y
j
a
m
a
s

[Andria]

pajamas

you really need to pay more attention in school

your spelling is atrocious

[Snowy]

you really need to pay more attention in school

your spelling is atrocious

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pajamas

suck my cock