Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[silvertone]

absolutely disgusting

we will fuck on the beaches.

[YPrrrr]

Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange Sand Dollar-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.

The Debate

"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Billy du Pont, an angry farmer. "The Sand Dollar was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."


"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Cooper Cheswick, owner of Jhut Bolokia's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"


"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Beth Sato of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The Sand Dollar is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!

waaaaaat

[ME##]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   G$1 = $1.8934
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   G$12.79 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   G$41.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   3.77%
Consumption: GRAPH   G$8.65 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   G$4.36 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   G$4.14 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   G$217.77 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   G$1.49 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   G$1.61 trillion
Trade Surplus:   G$120.55 billion

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   S$1 = $1.5507
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   S$9.84 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   S$32.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   4.10%
Consumption: GRAPH   S$4.83 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   S$5.23 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   S$5.02 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   S$209.09 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Trade Deficit:   S$-1.89 billion

my waste is disgusting :'(

[YPrrrr]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   G$1 = $1.8934
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   G$12.79 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   G$41.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   3.77%
Consumption: GRAPH   G$8.65 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   G$4.36 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   G$4.14 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   G$217.77 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   G$1.49 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   G$1.61 trillion
Trade Surplus:   G$120.55 billion

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   S$1 = $1.5507
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   S$9.84 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   S$32.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   4.10%
Consumption: GRAPH   S$4.83 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   S$5.23 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   S$5.02 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   S$209.09 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Trade Deficit:   S$-1.89 billion

my waste is disgusting :'(

My trade deficit was +15 billion the other day, idk what happened

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Economic Details

Exchange Rate: GRAPH A$1 = $1.0497
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH A$6,232,051,800,870.00
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH A$22,257.33
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH 8.19%
Consumption: GRAPH A$2,908,836,000,000.00
Government Budget: GRAPH A$3,425,995,671,000.00
Government Expenditures: GRAPH A$3,323,215,800,870.00
Government Waste: GRAPH A$102,779,870,130.00
Imports:  GRAPH A$741,910,928,675.00
Exports: GRAPH A$755,636,280,855.49
Trade Surplus: A$13,725,352,180.49

i'm human trash

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also boyahland's gdp is $4 trillion higher than earth's lol

[Andria]

Exchange Rate: GRAPH   P$1.9559 = $1
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   P$3,178,744,630,992.00
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   P$10,560.61
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   16.11%
Consumption: GRAPH   P$726,915,000,000.00
Government Budget: GRAPH   P$2,501,866,970,400.00
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   P$2,451,829,630,992.00
Government Waste: GRAPH   P$50,037,339,408.00
Imports:  GRAPH   P$378,421,979,880.00
Exports: GRAPH   P$365,555,632,564.08
Trade Deficit:   P$-12,866,347,315.92


I think I neeed to waste more

[don't let's]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH    A$1.3957 = $1
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH    A$4.12 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH    A$13.83 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH    13.56%
Consumption: GRAPH    A$1.08 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH    A$3.14 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH    A$3.04 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH    A$94.14 billion
Imports:  GRAPH    A$515.01 billion
Exports: GRAPH    A$442.91 billion
Trade Deficit:    A$-72.10 billion

[Snowy]

i'm human trash

jesus christ how do you waste that much

[ME##]

also boyahland's gdp is $4 trillion higher than earth's lol

Boyahland is amazing 

[silvertone]

"Is terrorism such a terrible thing? Really?" asks Falala Zhu, avant garde journalist, discreetly sliding a pipe bomb under your desk. "These people are simply expressing their political opinion the best way they know how. I think we should legalise terrorism as a legitimate form of political commentary. It'll certainly get people interested, don't you think?"



murder..,,,,me...

[silvertone]

falala zhu, you are not avant garde. terrorism is PASSé you Idiot Fucker. i will murder your head off.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

jesus christ how do you waste that much

I wish I knew the answer to that.

[Mando Pandango]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH    L$2.0048 = $1
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH    L$3,045,581,809,420.80
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH    L$10,051.43
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH    16.54%
Consumption: GRAPH    L$1,362,578,880,000.00
Government Budget: GRAPH    L$1,790,428,648,320.00
Government Expenditures: GRAPH    L$1,683,002,929,420.80
Government Waste: GRAPH    L$107,425,718,899.20
Imports:  GRAPH    L$366,055,505,940.00
Exports: GRAPH    L$350,241,908,083.39
Trade Deficit:    L$-15,813,597,856.61

i've got tec beat

[silvertone]

howa re you guys finding this lol