Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[don't let's]

12 hours ago: Frenzy Pyre was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential.

[YPrrrr]

Several underground organisations in Jhut Bolokia have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote.

The Debate

"We demand the power to rule the country the way we want!" cries Heather Harishchandra while being dragged before you in chains. "Too long have you and your dictatorial government been allowed to control our lives! The right to vote in a fair and free election is all we crave! You can take our lives, but you'll never take our souls! Elections for Jhut Bolokia!"


"If you'll take my advice, we should just send these crazies down to the dungeons," murmurs Violet Neumann, one of your political advisors. "If we let them spread this propaganda we'll soon have a revolution on our hands! We should crack down on these groups, and ban non-governmental political organisations to keep the people from getting too frisky with their pitchforks."


"There's no need to be quite so dramatic," assures Efthamia Steele, your minister of Silly Walks as he pinwheels past. "We could let them have their way a little, just to keep them happy, you know? We could give them the right to vote, but not the right to run for office. Then we could just pick out the candidates we wanted and they could choose! We've been doing this for years, we don't want some uppity new bloke trying to tell us what to do."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

I wanted to be more dictatorial but a Monty python reference is too good to pass up

[silvertone]

"Drugs by one name, sacred plants by another," intones His High Holiness of a major religion, daubing holy oil on your forehead. "The Church has historically used extracts of consecrated substances to open the vistas of piety and bring oneself closer to the Supreme Being. With modern pharmaceutical techniques, we can easily manufacture enough to infuse the water supply of all of Silverbreed, just like we do with fluoride. Is spiritual transcendence a less worthy cause than cavity prevention? I think not."




we will fuck on the beaches politics of ecstasy

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i've ignored three issues to date, two within the last two days

i'm a terrible governor

[YPrrrr]

"Drugs by one name, sacred plants by another," intones His High Holiness of a major religion, daubing holy oil on your forehead. "The Church has historically used extracts of consecrated substances to open the vistas of piety and bring oneself closer to the Supreme Being. With modern pharmaceutical techniques, we can easily manufacture enough to infuse the water supply of all of Silverbreed, just like we do with fluoride. Is spiritual transcendence a less worthy cause than cavity prevention? I think not."




we will fuck on the beaches politics of ecstasy

$87.25 GDP per Capita

I think you might want to consider the politics of spraypaint instead

[don't let's]

So who all is still active on this game?

[YPrrrr]

So who all is still active on this game?

I am!

Free post... yessssss

[Thyme]

I am!

Free post... yessssss

rofl

+1

[Kalahari Inkantation]

as am i/posting for luts/quota

[silvertone]

$87.25 GDP per Capita

I think you might want to consider the politics of spraypaint instead

this game wont let me murder all the politicians including myself

[ME##]

i'm active 

[Snowy]

I check my nation daily, so I'm still active.

[ME##]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   G$1 = $1.9274
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   G$9.30 trillion [US$17.92 trillion]
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   G$42.88 thousand [US$82.65 thousand]
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   4.17%
Consumption: GRAPH   G$7.70 trillion [US$14.84 trillion]
Imports:  GRAPH   G$1.10 trillion [US$2.12 trillion]
Exports: GRAPH   G$1.21 trillion [US$2.33 trillion]
Trade Surplus:   G$112.36 billion [US$~210 billion]

get on my level

[Mando Pandango]

My people pie chart is pretty lame these days, but my government expenditure graph has 9 slices.

So that's pretty cool.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

another day, another deficit