Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

"Doodthing hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Robin Anderson of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!"

[don't let's]

Suicide While in Police Custody: 1 %

[Mando Pandango]

How many possible government expenditures are there? I think I'm getting close to hitting all of them.

[ME##]

61 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Taavetlinn.

by doing this, it caused my tax rate to balloon to twenty-nine per cent. 



[spoiler]at least i just denied my people public healthcare to fix this little problem though.   [/spoiler]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

3 hours ago: Unistasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
3 hours ago: Unistasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

2 days 3 hours ago: Unistasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

"Get your hands off my fag!" wheezes long-time smoker Sarah Dovey.

[Mando Pandango]

"I can accept and even approve of having a capital city," says Lauren Suzuki, a military strategist. "But we'd be putting all our eggs in one basket if we choose somewhere too vulnerable! Believe me, capitals always get the brunt of the enemy attack because of their political and economic importance. We should put aside a few billion lame puns and build our capital city underground. They'll never bomb us there!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[don't let's]

The Issue

The recent popularity of a science-fiction TV show has prompted calls for Frenzy Pyre to develop its own space program.

The Debate

1. "Don't tell me space colonies wouldn't be cool," says excited fifth-grade teacher Lauren Dovey, still wearing big Spock ears from his last convention. "Think of how they would galvanize the national population! And there would also be some kind of scientific benefit, probably."


2. "The project certainly is feasible, but very expensive," says Frenzy Pyre Space Agency Head Chastity Wu. "We could make it less of a burden on the taxpayers if we sought funding from private industry -- advertisements on the side of our rockets, selling contracts to the Arms Manufacturing industry, that kind of thing."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "If God had meant Man to fly, he would have given us solid rocket boosters instead of legs," says religious type Robin Cho. "We should not be looking to the stars, but rather inside our own hearts. That's why we should abandon this so-called space program, and instead make the teaching of religion mandatory in all schools."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

I was gonna go for option one but option two mentioned arms manufacturing.

[Andria]

91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, Escundya has designated Doodthopolis as its capital city.

[don't let's]

115 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.

[silvertone]

i did the anarchist one lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

71 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Unistasia, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.

i'm so sorry, the economy was suffering :'(

lol i dismissed yet another issue

[?????]

98% of my population dies of old age, and 2% get lost in the wilderness. Awww yeah

[Andria]

you guys dismiss a lot of issues

I have dismissed one single issue...

[YPrrrr]

Unemployment:

Jhut Bolokia: 4.06%
Taavet: 3.22%

I will catch you David

you guys dismiss a lot of issues

I have dismissed one single issue...

Quite a few don't have any choices with which I agree

[ME##]

Unemployment:

Jhut Bolokia: 4.06%
Taavet: 3.22%

I will catch you David

over my dead ass