Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

badminton was the only sport i didn't hate and wasn't outrageously terrible at in high school

[silvertone]

is badmitten the sport with the birdie

[don't let's]

Badminton is actually ok.  

[ME##]

why are you even american

god works in mysterious ways.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Badminton is horrible and if you like it you should feel horrible.

i thought it was kind of enjoyable

[silvertone]

i think it was fun. just wackin me racket 2 some lovely birds

[Travis]

is badmitten the sport with the birdie

do you mean the shuttlecock

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm p. ist

how exactly does increasing gun freedoms lead to this

9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unistasia, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.

[ME##]

i'm p. ist

how exactly does increasing gun freedoms lead to this

lol this game is so silly

[Kalahari Inkantation]

now my civil rights will fall even more

[ME##]

now my civil rights will fall even more

well, they're still higher than mine

[Travis]

my civil rights are at like 62 s0r something

too high for my people

they must jiuffer

[Kalahari Inkantation]

http://tracker.conquestofabsolution.com/graphs.php?nation=unistasia&chart=waste

what's with that huge spike :'(

and for at least seven of the last ten days, i've had a deficit, and all my deficits make my few surpluses look like chump change

today's deficit: over $7 billion, compared to yesterday's surplus of only about $2 billion

my civil and political rights have gone from "excellent" to "very good", but the change from green to yellow bothers me more than the actual drop in quality lol

and i reduced taxes but they're back up to 48%

On the plus side, my pathetic economy's finally hit 80.

lol

[don't let's]

Top military designers in your secret laboratories have proposed projects to create nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons and are looking to you for government support and funding.

The Debate

1. "This is a necessary step towards the creation of a safer Frenzy Pyre," claims Efthamia Blue, the leading researcher. "Yes, it will mean a large areas of land will become unusable as a result of the testing, and it will cost billions of Astras, but that's the price we must pay for our national security. Just think of the power we will have if we can turn our enemies into plate glass!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "Why stop with making weapons for ourselves?" asks Elaine Neumann, CEO of Wendy's Weapons stores. "We can sell them to all sorts of groups and organisations: other nations, the WA, terror- uh - freedom fighters, anyone! And we produce our own for our protection. Think of the money we can make! I'm sure none of our clients would ever even think of trying to use them to influence our government with threats or anything like that!"


3. "You want to bring NUKES into Frenzy Pyre?!" screams anti-nuclear protestor, Heather Sparkle. "This won't make us safer - it will just give the power to destroy everything to a few people! We must hunt down the people who suggested this evil plan and have them hanged! We must protect nature from the horrible influences of science. I say ban all new weapons research!"



I kind of want to go for option 2 though. Just to see what will happen.

[don't let's]

66 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.