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[YPrrrr]

Duck constrictor penis vs cat spiked penis, who wins?

[Hippopo]

Alright, sure. Let's just make a mockery of history then. Fine.
Yeah, fuck history right? Yeah, who needs history? I don't. I don't need history.
I don't need to know about drakes and lords and shit. I have facebook and phones with keyboards on them.
Yeah, who's hitler? Oh, sorry, I'm too busy texting while driving to read my history book.

Imma put this quote on my facebook cuz its so true.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

male ducks also have a corkscrew penis

That's why a lot of wineries and fine restaurants keep ducks around.
True story fun fact.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx51qBzklOw[/youtube]

[Andria]

Duck constrictor penis vs cat spiked penis, who wins?

ducks for sure

http://vimeo.com/8342946

[Hippopo]

That's why a lot of wineries and fine restaurants keep ducks around.
True story fun fact.

But... how?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

But... how?

Twist n' pop

[Socks]

That's why a lot of wineries and fine restaurants keep ducks around.
True story fun fact.

I can vouch for this being a waiter and in a position to know everything there is to know about wineries and fine restaurant. On many occasions I have struggled with a cork--stuck in there--pardoned myself from the table, rushed to the back room, curse something under my breath, then grabbed a mother fucking duck and seized its penis.

[YPrrrr]

ducks for sure

http://vimeo.com/8342946

That's some fowl play

Why ducks why

[Andria]

That's some fowl play

Why ducks why

you should see a ducks vagina

[spoiler][/spoiler]

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles.php

if anyone is actually interested. it is quite interesting

[Hippopo]

I can vouch for this being a waiter and in a position to know everything there is to know about wineries and fine restaurant. On many occasions I have struggled with a cork--stuck in there--pardoned myself from the table, rushed to the back room, curse something under my breath, then grabbed a mother fucking duck and seized its penis.

I hope to dear god (if this is true) that you at least told your customers that you opened their bottle of wine with a duck dick.

[Socks]

I hope to dear god (if this is true) that you at least told your customers that you opened their bottle of wine with a duck dick.

Never, under any circumstance. It is forbidden by the duck dick rules of conduct. What happens between bros, stays between bros.

[Andria]

Never, under any circumstance. It is forbidden by the duck dick rules of conduct. What happens between bros, stays between bros.

Duck dick rules of conduct are very serious too. You can go to jail for life if you don't follow them.

Also it's just a duck dick, nothing they need to know about

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwXVDi496E[/youtube]

[YPrrrr]

[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwXVDi496E[/youtube][/spoiler]

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