itt favorite things ever

[snoorkel]

um yeah one of my favorite things ever is ducks:

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these are a variety of dabbling duck called Mallard. also I had a sister named Mallard

serious things only please

[Socks]

duck penises are even better. what happened to your sister, did she quack and wobble away?

[YPrrrr]

College football.

Nothing else gets me as excited

[Mando Pandango]

Why was your sister named after a male duck?

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i don't see a lot of mallards here anymore... just canadian geese.
thanks global warming for allowing them to stay year-round

[Hiro]

tab cola
my sweater i'm wearing right now
staring out the window and watching the landscape on long car rides
when two unrelated songs on shuffle blend perfectly into each other

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Singing several Talking Heads Songs, namely This Must Be The Place, The Great Curve, Mr. Jones, Nothing But Flowers.

Or well, singing in general I guess.

and dancing.

[Geno]

i like ducsk too

[snoorkel]

Why was your sister named after a male duck?

a Mallard is actually a type of common dabbling duck, most people seem to think it refers to male ducks

and then there was a friend of mine who once claimed that the term 'duck' refers to any waterborne bird, like a goose

[YPrrrr]

In addition, male ducks are "drakes," which just sounds awesome

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

In addition, male ducks are "drakes," which just sounds awesome

"Drake" was actually an esteemed title in a small kingdom outside of Norway and was used in the same manner as duke or lord.

[YPrrrr]

"Drake" was actually an esteemed title in a small kingdom outside of Norway and was used in the same manner as duke or lord.

Quack quack quack Mr. Ducksworth

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Quack quack quack Mr. Ducksworth

Alright, sure. Let's just make a mockery of history then. Fine.
Yeah, fuck history right? Yeah, who needs history? I don't. I don't need history.
I don't need to know about drakes and lords and shit. I have facebook and phones with keyboards on them.
Yeah, who's hitler? Oh, sorry, I'm too busy texting while driving to read my history book.

[YPrrrr]

Alright, sure. Let's just make a mockery of history then. Fine.
Yeah, fuck history right? Yeah, who needs history? I don't. I don't need history.
I don't need to know about drakes and lords and shit. I have facebook and phones with keyboards on them.
Yeah, who's hitler? Oh, sorry, I'm too busy texting while driving to read my history book.

What the lol

I was merely presenting what I might say to such a Drake

[Andria]

male ducks also have a corkscrew penis