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What's the funniest/stupidest thing you ever heard from a teacher?

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6M69I69B9

June 04, 2007, 09:53:40 PM Last Edit: June 04, 2007, 09:56:39 PM by Original_MIB
I just remembered, 3 of my friends got in trouble for talking and they had to go in another room and the teacher was arguing about how they talked so much and they had to stop but they kept on talking so my teacher said " YOU GUYS KEEP ON TALKING AND TALKING. YOU TALK LIKE... LIKE... LIKE DONKEY!! argh;

Then my friends started telling everyone about it and impersonating of what he said. This teacher has an accent problem so you know.

Anyways I'm not going to sleep until I'm tired if you saw in my other thread that I was going to sleep in 11min. flower;
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Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

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Zack777

June 04, 2007, 09:57:29 PM #1
History Teacher: "ADD Alert!"

SBKT

June 04, 2007, 09:57:47 PM #2
Uh, I think it was a lame joke about Polish people.

Why do Polish people have Ski at the end of their names?

Because they can't spell Toboggan

Andrew1911

June 04, 2007, 09:58:22 PM #3
"Spidwack, why don't you go kill yourself?"

God, I love Mr. Katz.  wub;

Of course, that was just plain funny and, in no way, stupid.

mariofreak55

June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 PM #4
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.

She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."

SBKT

June 04, 2007, 10:02:45 PM #5
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.

She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."
A lot of people say that. psyduck;

6M69I69B9

June 04, 2007, 10:03:38 PM #6
Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 10:02:45 PM
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.

She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."
A lot of people say that. psyduck;
Wtf? I never heard anyone say that before...   psyduck;
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck




SBKT

June 04, 2007, 10:04:04 PM #7
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 04, 2007, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 10:02:45 PM
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.

She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."
A lot of people say that. psyduck;
Wtf? I never heard anyone say that before...   psyduck;
It's common here. psyduck;

Himu

June 04, 2007, 10:04:08 PM #8
"Marisol, you look so pretty tonight.  Your hair will bring all the boys to the yard, all the boys to the yard!"  Coming from a Geeky Math Teacher, that was hilarious.

SBKT

June 04, 2007, 10:04:41 PM #9
Quote from: Princess on June 04, 2007, 10:04:08 PM
"Marisol, you look so pretty tonight.  Your hair will bring all the boys to the yard, all the boys to the yard!"  Coming from a Geeky Math Teacher, that was hilarious.
I'd call the cops. pedo;

Himu

June 04, 2007, 10:07:51 PM #10
Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Princess on June 04, 2007, 10:04:08 PM
"Marisol, you look so pretty tonight.  Your hair will bring all the boys to the yard, all the boys to the yard!"  Coming from a Geeky Math Teacher, that was hilarious.
I'd call the cops. pedo;
It was prom. educate;

CruelPleasure

June 04, 2007, 10:26:53 PM #11
Marilyn Manson is a Christian.

SBKT

June 04, 2007, 10:27:27 PM #12
Quote from: acisthebest on June 04, 2007, 10:26:53 PM
Marilyn Manson is a Christian.
Who said that one?

CruelPleasure

June 04, 2007, 10:28:06 PM #13
Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 10:27:27 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on June 04, 2007, 10:26:53 PM
Marilyn Manson is a Christian.
Who said that one?
My Christian Ethics teacher from my old school :]

V

June 04, 2007, 10:56:35 PM #14
"Stand women upside down, and they're all the same."-Mr.Clouthier.
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