What's the funniest/stupidest thing you ever heard from a teacher?

[heltar]

White power - all of you niggers out there need to get fucking LYNCHED!

[One Man Freak Show]

"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick

Best. Teacher. Ever.

[Zack777]

"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick

Best. Teacher. Ever.

There was a teacher at my old Middle school named "Miss. Fockner"

SERIOUSLY

[Daddy]

"I'm tired of your bullshit, you're a fucking retard"- Teacher to some kid who was sleeping.

[One Man Freak Show]

Oh, and my old PE teacher, who I swear was a spawn of the devil, told his own son to "Shut the **** up".

This was at a Christian school. v;

[SBKT]

White power - all of you niggers out there need to get fucking LYNCHED!

Did he get fired?

[Wrench]

Some of my friends drew a penis and taped it to the TV in my class. They wrote NASA on it to make it look like a spaceship. Then the teacher saw it and said "Get your NASA blastin penis off my TV set!"

[6M69I69B9]

Some of my friends drew a penis and taped it to the TV in my class. They wrote NASA on it to make it look like a spaceship. Then the teacher saw it and said "Get your NASA blastin penis off my TV set!"

Olol. My friend drew a penis behind one of my teacher's pictures on the board and then her husband took one of the pictures off of the board while helping her clean because it was the last day and he said, did you really miss me that much?

[SBKT]

Some of my friends drew a penis and taped it to the TV in my class. They wrote NASA on it to make it look like a spaceship. Then the teacher saw it and said "Get your NASA blastin penis off my TV set!"

Olol. My friend drew a penis behind one of my teacher's pictures on the board and then her husband took one of the pictures off of the board while helping her clean because it was the last day and he said, did you really miss me that much?

Awesome stories. I drew a cartoon penis and the IA asked if she could have it.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[6M69I69B9]

Mine was better.... Mrs. Fokupindon educate;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[One Man Freak Show]

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HOLY CRAP WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!?! I know someone with the exact same last name.

Also, my friend says his old school had a janitor named Harry Balls. I'm not making this stuff up.

[6M69I69B9]

Sounds fake.

[Kalahari Inkantation]