What's the funniest/stupidest thing you ever heard from a teacher?

[SBKT]

"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick

Best. Teacher. Ever.

There was a teacher at my old Middle school named "Miss. Fockner"

SERIOUSLY

Sounds fake.
There was a teacher in my old school named Ms. Condon. educate;

HOLY CRAP WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!?! I know someone with the exact same last name.

Also, my friend says his old school had a janitor named Harry Balls. I'm not making this stuff up.

You messed up your quote by putting it in the middle.

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"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick

Best. Teacher. Ever.

There was a teacher at my old Middle school named "Miss. Fockner"

SERIOUSLY

Sounds fake.
There was a teacher in my old school named Ms. Condon. educate;

HOLY CRAP WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!?! I know someone with the exact same last name.

Also, my friend says his old school had a janitor named Harry Balls. I'm not making this stuff up.

You messed up your quote by putting it in the middle.

Whoops... I'll edit it.