Weird things you would never admit

[rdl]

i remember it hurt

i wish i cared about that memory but i dont, lol

[Patrick Stickles]

i used to whack it before i was sure my brother fell asleep when i shared a room with him

mostly because i was convinced i wasn't masturbating, just rubbing my balls, which was pretty true, there was no hand on shaft action

that pretty much went on for 2 years

[Oh]

 This is the best thread ever, I am laughing so hard. 

[Bushy]

I coerced (I got mad gaem yo) an arab chick to let me feel her up

Only her chest though

This was a few weeks ago

[spoiler]Farthest I've been with a girl :'([/spoiler]

[Oh]

I coerced (I got mad gaem yo) an arab chick to let me feel her up

Only her chest though

This was a few weeks ago

[spoiler]Farthest I've been with a girl :'([/spoiler]

Did you feel the dynamite?

[Bushy]

Did you feel the dynamite?

Tee hee

[polish sausage]

When I was five I was attracted to my 18 year old cousin and I would always try to get her to kiss my cheek, I think I just liked the feeling of the kisses they tickled.  

One time I tasted my own jizz too, there was some left on my hand.

[Patrick Stickles]

ive got hemorrhoids

[applesauce]

ive got hemorrhoids

OH MY GOD.

I had one once. Worst fucking thing ever. Ever. Ever.

[Samus Aran]

One time I tasted my own jizz too, there was some left on my hand.

pfft, child's play

[polish sausage]

pfft, child's play

One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt. 

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

[applesauce]

One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt. 

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Try an electric toothbrush until it bleeds. I did that once.

[Socks]

Try an electric toothbrush until it bleeds. I did that once.

or a No. 2 pencil.

[rdl]

you kids are dumb

at least i dont remember my dick hurt, it could've been anybody's fault

[Patrick Stickles]

OH MY GOD.

I had one once. Worst fucking thing ever. Ever. Ever.

i mean its really not that bad

they usually just get pretty bad after gross shits or something, and it sucks walking after, but i mean other than that its nothing