Weird things you would never admit

[polish sausage]

One time I wiped my cock off after jacking off and I used my friends shirt to clean up, I gave it back to him and I never told him. 

I also was wasted a few months ago and I put my ballsack on this girls forehead when she was passed out, I think I can get in trouble for that but whatever. 

[Hiro]

I'm in the bathroom and now have explosive diarrhea

[Samus Aran]

One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt. 

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also child's play

[ME##]

also child's play

disgusting

[Samus Aran]

disgusting

i somewhat agree

[Nyerp]

one time i was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck up my anus

[Samus Aran]

one time i was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck up my anus

i wish i could remember why or where i posted that