Weird things you would never admit

[polish sausage]

What are some weird things you would never admit to anyone you knew? 

When I was about thirteen years of age my puppy was sniffing and licking my ear it felt really good. 

I think I even got a boner. 

[Nyerp]

i was raped by a grape ape

this one right here:

[Socks]

this thread is a contradiction. but not juicer than a starbucks.

[polish sausage]

this thread is a contradiction. but not juicer than a starbucks.

I don't know you. 

[Hiro]

i'm clucky

[ME##]

i'm clucky

that's something you should keep to your grave

[Socks]

I don't know you. 

you and i, we've known each other for centuries.

[Samus Aran]

i've got secrets i wouldn't admit even to you guys

quite a good amount of them, actually. i'm a weird person.

[polish sausage]

i've got secrets i wouldn't admit even to you guys

quite a good amount of them, actually. i'm a weird person.

Same here. 

[Samus Aran]

Same here. 

i bet my secrets are worse than yours

[ME##]

my secrets are worse than kaz's

[polish sausage]

i bet my secrets are worse than yours

You never know. 

[Commander Fuckass]

I masturbate 24/7 when I feel up to doing so.

[strongbad]

I masturbate 24/7 when I feel up to doing so.

this

there is way more to tell but it gets pretty fucking weird

[Patrick Stickles]

yeah dude everyone does a handful of things that are against social norms that they probably wouldnt want to admit