Common things your household lacks

[Travis]

more like amazingly generic and stupid

FUCK YOU THEY'RE SMART

[YPrrrr]

shut up german shepherds are amazing dogs

Amazing in terms of the accuracy of their leaps for your jugular

FUCK YOU THEY'RE SMART

AND EVIL

[ME##]

Amazing in terms of the accuracy of their leaps for your jugular

Hey hey.

[Thyme]

oh yeah
we don't have a cat

[applesauce]

I love the dogs at my work. Yesterday this awesome little fellow made me play fetch with him for like 20 minutes. He would cry when I stopped. And I heard him crying as I locked the door to leave. 

But , lots and lots of friendsly dogs, very few nasty ones. Of course, we don't allow anything with Rotweiller, German Shepherd, or Pit Bull in them, so that helps. 

[??????]

FUCK YOU THEY'RE SMART

the only cool dogs are boxers, rotpenises, and pugs 

[YPrrrr]

In an amazing sense of timing, I got bit by a dog today

[Nyerp]

stop wearing ham clothes

[YPrrrr]

I wasn't wearing clothes on my face

[ME##]

I wasn't wearing clothes on my face

Why would he bite your face ;_;

[Nyerp]

how did a dog possibly leap up and bite your face, you're like ten feet tall

[YPrrrr]

Why would he bite your face ;_;

Because he's an asshole

how did a dog possibly leap up and bite your face, you're like ten feet tall

A Weimaraner is about 27 inches high when on four legs, so it can easily elevate


"These dogs are not as sociable towards strangers as other hunting dogs such as Labradors and Golden Retrievers. Weimaraners are very protective of their family and can be very territorial. They can be aloof to strangers, and must be thoroughly socialized when young to prevent aggression."

[ME##]

Because he's an asshole

It sounds like it. 



Our dog has issues with strangers too. 

[Zack777]

I never really have to deal with dogs when I work, because I tell most of my clients that I don't like dogs and then they hide them somewhere while I work.
[spoiler]Terrible Dog at work story- But this one time, I had to do this video job at some golf party or whatever. One of the party attendants was going to give me a ride there and she had to giant dogs in her SUV when she came to pick me up. The whole hour long dive, the two dogs barked constantly, and sometimes directly into my ear because they where sitting in the two seats behind us. It probably traumatized me and made me hate dogs more.[/spoiler]

[BlackDS]

Caller ID
An Oven
Roof gutters
air conditioning
a garage door that opens
a washing machine that works
food that isnt infested with larva

I win