Starcraft 2 Thread

[C.Mongler]

Would anyone be willing to play with me?

if you suck i'll play against you. or we can play 2v2 if you dont mind that i suck.

[wawi]

if you suck i'll play against you. or we can play 2v2 if you dont mind that i suck.

I do suck lol

[Andria]

I will play with both of you and anyone else here 

even if I do suck and have a rts curse of being attacked by npc enemies first 

[wawi]

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[strongbad]

Okay wtf so we won 3/5 of our placement matches in 3v3s and we got placed in Bronze. How the shit does that work. Oh well now we are shitting on everybody so it's all good

[wawi]

I tried my first practice game. I got completely owned ;-;

[strongbad]

I tried my first practice game. I got completely owned ;-;

I won almost all my practice games before I got bored and went to ranked. Is this your first time playing sc?

[wawi]

I won almost all my practice games before I got bored and went to ranked. Is this your first time playing sc?

Basically

[strongbad]

Basically

Ah. I'm not that good or anything but basic gameplay strat:
-Never have more than 300-400 minerals/gas. Always be spending your shit
-Always be doing something
-Make big armies

That should get you through practice games lol

[C.Mongler]

i just got ass pounded by the ai on easy oh what the fuck

[strongbad]

i just got ass pounded by the ai on easy oh what the fuck

lol want to do 2v2

[Andria]

my first 2v2 match was vs medium

IT DIDN'T GO WELL

[wawi]

I watched replays of the people I versed so far. They get resources so much faster than me. Now I know what I must do!

[strongbad]

I watched replays of the people I versed so far. They get resources so much faster than me. Now I know what I must do!

Tech to reapers really fast and take out their resources!

[C.Mongler]

me and geno just raped face online. i used zerglings to keep them weak while geno got up a baller army, then we fucked their shit