Major Life Decisions

[ME##]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

i say do that lol

[Veal]

okay.

how do i get a girlfriend?

If she is beautiful, witty, and challenges you in every way, then yes

so that limits my choices to my sister.

[Feynman]

okay.

how do i get a girlfriend?

idk beats me

let me know if you find out

[Veal]

idk beats me

let me know if you find out

Here it is.

[Feynman]

Here it is.

It never works.

[snorkel]

okay.

how do i get a girlfriend?
so that limits my choices to my sister.

idk i guess that wikihow article is pretty good

[sarcasm]have good hygiene, stalk women at popular women attractions, flirt with waitresses, ask for numbers, they got it all[/sarcasm]

[Veal]

idk i guess that wikihow article is pretty good

[sarcasm]have good hygiene, stalk women at popular women attractions, flirt with waitresses, ask for numbers, they got it all[/sarcasm]

being sarcastic isn't helpful this is serious business come on snork :/

[YPrrrr]

we need a polski

Got here just in time

[snorkel]

being sarcastic isn't helpful this is serious business come on snork :/

well if you don't have any friends that are girls start there

then pick one you always have fun with and ask her to suck your dick / go on a date

if you have no friends that are girls and have a horrible aversion to trying to get some, pick a random pretty lass and make an awkward advance on her. no better way to do it.

[Daphnia]

okay.

how do i get a girlfriend?

Act like Dane Cook.

[l a c e y]

Act like Dane Cook.

he's so fucking hot holy shit.
i'd so fuck him.

[guff]

...and challenges you in every way...

"i love you"
"no you don't"

"i need to go out and get some more bread"
"over my dead body"

"i want to kill you sometimes"
"bring it"

"oh god i'm so sorry"

[Classic]

he's so fucking hot holy shit.
i'd so fuck him.

Too bad he's a fucking douchebag and his personality makes him very unattractive.

[Daphnia]

he's so fucking hot holy shit.
i'd so fuck him.

This is even better than I imagined.

[l a c e y]

Too bad he's a fucking douchebag and his personality makes him very unattractive.

no, that makes him even better.
oh god sdgljsgk.