we need to know

[l a c e y]

no I'm white and breathtakingly handsome

white boys are cute.

Alright, I'm sure all the girls will be impressed when I start polka-ing all over them

i know i would be impressed, i'm sure they wiill.

Does moshing count as dancing?

no

[Houdini]

Does having a seizure count as dancing?

[l a c e y]

Does having a seizure count as dancing?

no.
but one time a lady had a seizure on the city bus and everyone just stood there and watched.

[Hiro]

What can I say, I'm a dancing machine 

[l a c e y]

What can I say, I'm a dancing machine 

lol i bet you are.

[Hiro]

lol i bet you are.

I'm like Napoleon Dynamite on the floor

[l a c e y]

I'm like Napoleon Dynamite on the floor

lol hottt.

[ME##]

i bet famy knows how to dance

[l a c e y]

i bet famy knows how to dance

probably look at the kid, he's a baller.

[famy]

i bet famy knows how to dance

why because im black? |:

yes i do

[Skylark]

I am trained in the art of hip hop dancing

&
I danced with my sister last Saturday at a wedding and on Monday my aunt told me I'm a great dancer 


but mostly I'm really awkward about it and can't

[Slim]

I danced with my sister last Saturday at a wedding and on Monday my aunt told me I'm a great dancer 

She was just saying that to be nice.

[Skylark]

She was just saying that to be nice.

I don't really doubt it. I'm a terrible dancer.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I can do the dance David Byrne does during Life During Wartime.

[FAMY2]

why because im black? |:

yes i do

Of course you do.