ways your parents screwed up your life

[Classic]

They can't speak a word of English (exaggeration), so that's my fault too.

CHAN-DUH-LIAAAAAYYYY!

Oh, Thyme.

[me003]

my dad's racist and homophobic, and it pisses me off.

[Claquesous]

Oh man I just remembered this. It's been ages...

When I was little, I asked my dad to act like a zombie or mummy or something to scare me and getting scared was fun. So, he started to mumble and his eyes went wide like he was in a brain-eating trance. I got scared and asked him to stop, but he didn't and I would get even more scared because I thought he actually was a zombie or mummy. And then he was fine.

It didn't screw up my life or anything, but it's about my parent.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

They were always pretty overprotective. To this day, they don't trust me enough to let me ride my bike unless I'm in a park.

[Lotos]

My parents haven't screwed my life up at all. If anything it is my fault for not taking chances and opportunities that they have given me.

Same here.  I'm trying to think of ways, and I can't.

[Commander Fuckass]

They were always pretty overprotective. To this day, they don't trust me enough to let me ride my bike unless I'm in a park.

becuz u stole that bike u niggr

[Kalahari Inkantation]

becuz u stole that bike u niggr

I saw that coming from a mile away.

[V]

Dad was never really there. 

[The spy who loves you]

Dad was never really there. 

is he still alive

[V]

is he still alive

Yes. And he still isn't around much.

[CHAOS66]

Shouldn't this be in Serious Discussion. Also you people that are saying everything is your fault.. wtf?! How is everything your fault? Also, why is everyone bitching about not having a social life. You can get along fine without a social life, unless you're a complete retard. Also, this belongs in Serious Discussion 

[superclucky]

Shouldn't this be in Serious Discussion. Also you people that are saying everything is your fault.. wtf?! How is everything your fault? Also, why is everyone bitching about not having a social life. You can get along fine without a social life, unless you're a complete retard. Also, this belongs in Serious Discussion 

without a social life you probably couldn't build social skills that are used in jobs and relationships

just look at jmv, he studders and pisses himself whenever he talks to his doctor

[CHAOS66]

without a social life you probably couldn't build social skills that are used in jobs and relationships

just look at jmv, he studders and pisses himself whenever he talks to his doctor

lawlz

[superclucky]

lawlz

hmm
you win :'(

[CHAOS66]

hmm
you win :'(

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Win is me