Boyah Gets Evil: Goes Out With A Whimper

[Andrew1911]

I'm dead. caterpie;

I haven't appeared. caterpie;

I'm presumed dead. caterpie;

No, you are dead. YOU AREN'T COMING BACK. YOU DIED IN THE OUTSIDER IMPLOSION.

[Pele]

I need an appearance, Andrew. 

[SBKT]

SHIT, I'M IN THERE.

Also, my name is spelled wrong. Pretend my name got chopped in half to KT or something. I find that helps people.

[LCK]

AVENGE MY DEATH.

[Samus Aran]

SBKT AND I MAKE A GREAT TEAM, NO?

[SBKT]

Also, the leader's name is Moot, of 4chan.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Five: A Secret Ally

When Andrew1911 finally came, the 4chan member had at least been dead for several hours. Andrew1911 grunted and grabbed his massive sword, Schwang. He cut off the 4chan's head and said, "This is for you, LCK... This is for you..." He opened a link back to Outsider and said, "Time to introduce Kaz to my secret ally..." DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN.

Kaz was waiting in Andrew1911's office when Andrew1911 just walked in with the 4chan's head. Kaz yelled, "Hello, sir!" Andrew1911 said, "You're at a level near my rank. Stop the ass kissing, Kaz. You can call me, Andrew. Now, that you have LCK's job, it's my duty to introduce you to someone we had on the inside when I trapped those Boyah fools on the island... Are you prepared to meet with him, Kaz? This will blow your mind... ALONG WITH THE READERS' MINDS." Kaz said, "Andrew... I am prepared." Andrew1911 said, "No, you are not. But, I will show you, anyway."

Andrew1911 pressed the buzzer and said to his secretary, "Tri4se, bring him in, please." The doors opened and Kaz screamed, "NO, HOW CAN THAT BE? ANDREW... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?" Andrew1911 said, "Would you like me to tell you? Well, it all happened wh-"

NEXT CHAPTER

WE WILL REVEAL THE HIDDEN SPY

WHICH IS TOMORROW

HA

[LCK]

NEXT CHAPTER, NEXT CHAPTER.

[SBKT]

It's gonna be me, I know it.

Except I don't know who else would ever accept me. XD. I'm probably just a big giant smoosh on the floor under 4chan's massive pimply ass or something.

[Samus Aran]

AHHH "4CHANNER" NOT "4CHAN" AAAHHHH

WHOZ DA SPYYYY

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Six: THE IDENTITY IS REVEALED (SHIT YOURSELVES IN SURPRISE)

Andrew1911 said, "Kaz, I would like to re-introduce you to your old friend... He's been gone for quite sometime on a secret mission for me... You see, he w-

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

PLEASE STAND BY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEY HAVE BEEN FIXED

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY WRITTEN PROGRAM

Kaz said, "Wow, I can't believe that he died after that long explanation. Looks like we'll never speak of this again!" Andrew1911 concurred, "Yep, looks like the people who miss out on this should just go ahead and kill themselves right now for missing this epic post."

[Wrench]

I lol'd at the "NO U" note.
I still never appeared. Oh well. Life goes on.  v;

[SBKT]

AHHH "4CHANNER" NOT "4CHAN" AAAHHHH

WHOZ DA SPYYYY

Wait, I just realized...

Why hasn't the corpses become zombies yet?

[SBKT]

Chapter Six: THE IDENTITY IS REVEALED (SHIT YOURSELVES IN SURPRISE)

Andrew1911 said, "Kaz, I would like to re-introduce you to your old friend... He's been gone for quite sometime on a secret mission for me... You see, he w-

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

PLEASE STAND BY

WINNING CLIFFHANGER! I'm gonna need to get the ASCII of the girl hanging herself now.

[Andrew1911]

AHHH "4CHANNER" NOT "4CHAN" AAAHHHH

WHOZ DA SPYYYY

Wait, I just realized...

Why hasn't the corpses become zombies yet?

When zombies are raped, they die. IT'S THE NEW RULE.