Boyah Gets Evil: Goes Out With A Whimper

[SBKT]

AHHH "4CHANNER" NOT "4CHAN" AAAHHHH

WHOZ DA SPYYYY

Wait, I just realized...

Why hasn't the corpses become zombies yet?

When zombies are raped, they die. IT'S THE NEW RULE.

Wow, amazaing physics! I totally forgot about Rape. Semen jams the neurons!

[LCK]

BASTARD. kratos;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Six: OKAY, THIS TIME, IT'S REALLY REVEALED

Andrew1911 said, "Ah, Kaz... I'd like to re-introduce you to Silverhawk79... See, I had him on my side since I've told him of my plan several weeks before we left on the trip. He loved it and joined the cause for my rule. So, as I was saying, Silver was actually opening a link to a safe place while I planned for those fools to fall right into my hands. I knew they would return back to Boyah so I planned for their return and killed them both."

"No one knew Silver was my spy so I decided to send him into Nsider. How do you think trapping NOA Andy was so easy? We should've been killed instantly by the mods but since NOA Andy did not want to be touched by impure hands [Like the mods], he sealed him. Silver had a link hidden in there for us, thus, our easy victory. Silver is one of my favorite employees and now, he's coming out of being a private spy, and into a killing machine like you and me. Kaz, I want you to put Silver into SBKT's army. Thank you for your time, Kaz, and thank you Silver for all your hard work."

[SBKT]

Chapter Six: OKAY, THIS TIME, IT'S REALLY REVEALED

Andrew1911 said, "Ah, Kaz... I'd like to re-introduce you to Silverhawk79... See, I had him on my side since I've told him of my plan several weeks before we left on the trip. He loved it and joined the cause for my rule. So, as I was saying, Silver was actually opening a link to a safe place while I planned for those fools to fall right into my hands. I knew they would return back to Boyah so I planned for their return and killed them both."

"No one knew Silver was my spy so I decided to send him into Nsider. How do you think trapping NOA Andy was so easy? We should've been killed instantly by the mods but since NOA Andy did not want to be touched by impure hands [Like the mods], he sealed him. Silver had a link hidden in there for us, thus, our easy victory. Silver is one of my favorite employees and now, he's coming out of being a private spy, and into a killing machine like you and me. Kaz, I want you to put Silver into SBKT's army. Thank you for your time, Kaz, and thank you Silver for all your hard work."

Woah, shit, plot twist.


...I wanna kill Hans Blix.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Seven: SomethingAwful has something awful coming to them...

Andrew1911 grabbed his two Colt .45s. This was it... The big one... After taking down 4chan, all that is left to become the mastermind of the internet is the shithole known as SA... The birthplace of Psyduck Fucks Mysty must pay. Andrew1911 put his guns in his holsters and whispered to Kaz, "Alright, Kaz, inspire the troops or something. I'm going to attack SA first. See ya on the other side." Kaz yelled inspiring speeches to the troops detailing how awesome we are and how we're totally going to rape them and they'll all get delicious Mountain Road Ice Cream Sandwiches for a job well done.

The troops were inspired and everyone headed through the portal. Kaz put JMV and Silverhawk in charge of watching the base. Kaz looked at SBKT and said, "You ready... Partner?" SBKT said, "Hell yeah." They jumped through the portal and saw the carnage... Almost everyone was killed when jumping through the portal. The ones who survived had to make it through the barbed wire and turrents. Andrew1911 was one of the few who had made it and was currently under fire. SBKT screamed, "DIE, YOU UNFUNNY FUCKERS!" SBKT dived from the wall and shot at numerous SAs, killing them instantly. The enemies were taken are of and Andrew1911 was safe.

Andrew1911 smiled and said, "Thank God I promoted you." They ran inside the base... Unfortunately, it was only Andrew1911, Kaz, and SBKT left to attack. They charged inside the base and screamed, "THIS IS FOR DICTATOR ANDREW1911!" Their hearty charge ended instantly as they saw hundreds of SAs aim their weapons at them. Andrew1911 said, "Oh........ Shit." They heard a familar voice come from behind a chair. The man said, "That's right, Andrew... Shit indeed... You're doomed..." The man turned around and Andrew1911 showed an emotion other than anger... Fear mixed with anger. Andrew1911 said, "You... You... I will kill you, -"

NEXT CHAPTER

WILL ANDREW1911 SURVIVE?

WHO IS THE ASSHOLE?

WHY IS SBKT PROMOTED ALL THE WAY UP TO KAZ'S EQUAL SO EARLY?

WHY HAVE JMV AND SILVERHAWK BEEN WRITTEN OFF?

[SBKT]

Chapter Seven: SomethingAwful has something awful coming to them...

Andrew1911 grabbed his two Colt .45s. This was it... The big one... After taking down 4chan, all that is left to become the mastermind of the internet is the shithole known as SA... The birthplace of Psyduck Fucks Mysty must pay. Andrew1911 put his guns in his holsters and whispered to Kaz, "Alright, Kaz, inspire the troops or something. I'm going to attack SA first. See ya on the other side." Kaz yelled inspiring speeches to the troops detailing how awesome we are and how we're totally going to rape them and they'll all get delicious Mountain Road Ice Cream Sandwiches for a job well done.

The troops were inspired and everyone headed through the portal. Kaz put JMV and Silverhawk in charge of watching the base. Kaz looked at SBKT and said, "You ready... Partner?" SBKT said, "Hell yeah." They jumped through the portal and saw the carnage... Almost everyone was killed when jumping through the portal. The ones who survived had to make it through the barbed wire and turrents. Andrew1911 was one of the few who had made it and was currently under fire. SBKT screamed, "DIE, YOU UNFUNNY FUCKERS!" SBKT dived from the wall and shot at numerous SAs, killing them instantly. The enemies were taken are of and Andrew1911 was safe.

Andrew1911 smiled and said, "Thank God I promoted you." They ran inside the base... Unfortunately, it was only Andrew1911, Kaz, and SBKT left to attack. They charged inside the base and screamed, "THIS IS FOR DICTATOR ANDREW1911!" Their hearty charge ended instantly as they saw hundreds of SAs aim their weapons at them. Andrew1911 said, "Oh........ Shit." They heard a familar voice come from behind a chair. The man said, "That's right, Andrew... Shit indeed... You're doomed..." The man turned around and Andrew1911 showed an emotion other than anger... Fear mixed with anger. Andrew1911 said, "You... You... I will kill you, -"

NEXT CHAPTER

WILL ANDREW1911 SURVIVE?

WHO IS THE ASSHOLE?

WHY IS SBKT PROMOTED ALL THE WAY UP TO KAZ'S EQUAL SO EARLY?

WHY HAVE JMV AND SILVERHAWK BEEN WRITTEN OFF?

Damn, I MUST be evil.

[Samus Aran]

IT'S MOOT HE SURVIVED THE 4CHAN ATTACK

[Andrew1911]

IT'S MOOT HE SURVIVED THE 4CHAN ATTACK

YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN CLOSE 

[SBKT]

IT'S MOOT HE SURVIVED THE 4CHAN ATTACK

YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN CLOSE 

It's Snacks? Moot's evil bastard rebel mod?

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Eight: Hello, LCK

LCK laughed as he saw fear in Andrew1911's face. LCK said, "Are you surprised, Andrew1911? You should've known I would've killed you and taken your position eventually. The internet is serious business, Andrew, and I am afraid you are not cut out for this business." Andrew1911 said, "So, you cut a deal with 4chan and SomethingAwful to take me out?" LCK said, "Oh, no, dear Andrew... I own them. You see, you never announced to the troops I was dead yet since you were busy showing off your spy, Silverhawk, to Kaz..."

Andrew1911 screamed, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SILVERHAWK AND JMV?" LCK smiled, "Silverhawk had to die. He was too loyal to you. But, JMV was willing to bend. He is now part of my cause. Soon enough, Nsider will be under my control. You've lost, Andrew1911. I now tire of your shenenigans." Andrew1911 screamed, "WHAT ABOUT MOOT? WE NEVER FOUND HIM!" LCK laughed, "Moot is my second in command, Andrew. I persuaded him to my side when I told him of your plan to attack him. He knew he would never be able to defeat you so he joined SA and me. Your rise to power occured over the coarse of several days yet you were defeated in less than five minutes. Good-bye, Andrew1911. Oh, Kaz and SBKT, if you wish to join my side, you may do so right now."

Kaz yelled, "I'd never join scum like you, LCK!" LCK said, "Do you realize the irony in that statement? You helped Andrew1911 to power, for God's sakes, Kaz." Kaz said, "Yeah but Andrew1911 would never be as pathetic as you are, LCK." LCK said, "That's true. Of course, I win, Kaz, so I don't care how you see me. How about you, SBKT?" SBKT spit from the far end and it landed in LCK's eye. LCK screamed, "Oh, you fucking asshole! Take those three bastards to the shooting range!" Andrew1911 said to his comrades, "Thank you two for not being little bitches. Well... See you in hell." Kaz said, "See you in hell, Andrew." SBKT said, "See you in hell, you two bastards..." They slowly marched to the shooting range and SBKT was placed in the line of fire first.

The shooting marshall smiled, "Dictator LCK wants Andrew1911 to see his friends die first and he wants to kill you personally, Andrew1911..." Andrew1911 said, "Who the hell doesn't want to kill me?" SBKT was blindfolded and it began. The shooting marshall said, "Ready... Aim... Fire!" The guns fired and the bullets went through SBKT's skull, kneecap, groin, and heart. He had died painfully. Andrew1911 groaned, seeing his comrade die like that. He noticed Kaz was being taken next. Kaz gave a look that said to save yourself. Andrew1911 was never good at listening. He heard the dreaded count again and before the call had been given, Andrew1911-

IF YOU WANT ANDREW1911 TO KILL THEM ALL AND SAVE KAZ, PRESS A

IF YOU WANT ANDREW1911 TO SHIT HIMSELF, PRESS B

IF YOU WANT ANDREW1911 TO MASTURBATE TO HAWT SHRINKING MEN AND FAT WOMEN PORN, PRESS C

[Samus Aran]

AIM...READY...AND...

IN JUMPS A MASKED HERO TO SAVE US???

[SBKT]

Shit, this is confusing. Am I dead or not?

[Andrew1911]

Shit, this is confusing. Am I dead or not?

Now, you are.  china;

[Pele]

WE NEED MORE ME, AND MORE SNACKS!

[SBKT]

Agh, what a way to die. Maybe I shouldn't have spit.