Boyah Gets Evil: Goes Out With A Whimper

[Andrew1911]

I fucking hate you all.

[Samus Aran]

NOOOOO MY LORD

[Silverhawk79]

Corporate whore.

[Andrew1911]

NEW CHAPTER UP TONIGHT

[SBKT]

That's nice, now bring me my goddamn ice cream

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Three: Kaz Returns

Kaz finally gets out from the portal, holding NOA Andy's head. He walks up the steps, triumphant in the defeat of Nsider and the inevitable death of 4chan. Looks like Kaz finally picked the right man to help. Or is it wrong man since Andrew is actually evil? Whatever it means, Kaz was finally heading places. Once he reached the top, he saw the note on the door. As soon as he finished reading it, he dropped Andy's head and it rolled down the steps, breaking in many pieces. Kaz screamed, "ANDREW'S BEEN KIDNAPPED! LCK, WE NEED HELP AND SOMEONE TO GLUE ANDY'S HEAD BACK TOGETHER! LCK, WHERE ARE YOU?"  Kaz found LCK at his desk.

Kaz said, "Oh, there you are, LCK. Listen, we've got a pr-" When Kaz turned LCK's chair around to him, he saw LCK was shot in the forehead. Another note was pinned on LCK... It said: "NO U". After reading that, Kaz knew who had kidnapped Andrew1911... 4Chan must've bugged the house. Kaz screamed, "DAMN YOU, 4CHAN! DAMN YOU TO HELL! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! I'LL GET YOU!" Kaz grabbed his shotgun and screamed to the troops, "MEN, WE'RE GOING TO GO FUCK US UP SOME /B/TARDS! JMV, YOU WATCH THE HOUSE AND MAKE SURE NO MOTHERFUCKERS GET IN... EXCEPT FOR US! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!"

In an unmarked van, Andrew1911 was held hostage by a bunch of /b/tards taking them to the ultimate /b/tard... Andrew1911 said, "Listen, you can take this damn handkerchief off my head. I have a feeling you have no intention of letting me go so why don't you just take this fucking thing off?" The /b/tards were too smart for that and laughed at Andrew1911's attempts to break free. Andrew1911 laughed with them, "I'm going to strangle and rape you all when I break out. Ha, ha, ha!" The /b/tards stopped laughing and wet themselves a bit. Andrew1911 smiled a cruel smile, "That's what I thought."

[LCK]

I'm dead. caterpie;

[SBKT]

I'm dead. caterpie;

I haven't appeared. caterpie;

[LCK]

I'm dead. caterpie;

I haven't appeared. caterpie;

Just you wait. caterpie;

[SBKT]

I'm dead. caterpie;

I haven't appeared. caterpie;

Just you wait. caterpie;

I hate one sided stories. caterpie;

[Samus Aran]

I seriously lol'd at the note that was pinned to LCK. "NO U."  china;

[LCK]

I had a desk. caterpie;

"NO U"

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Four: Kaz + Guns = Hawt

Kaz entered the link with his troops and found the terribly organized 4chan impossible to navigate. Kaz whispered to his scouts, "Look out for the OVER 9000 /b/tards... They're the most dangerous because they're OVER 9000!!!!!" The scouts acknowledged Kaz and left to look for Andrew1911. Kaz ordered his troops around until Kaz was left alone with Private SKBT. Kaz said, "Private, you were an ex-4chan. I need you to navigate us through this horrible place." SKBT said, "Yes, sir." SKBT knelt down to the ground and licked the dirt.

SKBT said, "I taste Mountain Road Ice Cream Sandwiches... His favorite... The trail is fresh. They are near here, sir." Kaz smiled, "Excellent work, Private. You'll be getting a promotion when we get to our home." As soon as Kaz said this, an OVER 9000!!!111 /b/tard towered over them, screaming, "ANDREW1911'S BITCH HOES ARE HERE! KILL 'EM!" Kaz shit himself but SKBT gave the OVER 9000 /b/tard the secret symbol to pass. The OVER 9000 /b/tard had to obey the symbol and he went back into his hiding space. Kaz laughed, "Yep, you're definetly getting a promotion."

They finally navigated themselves to 4chan's main base... Kaz said, "Alright, we're cold, it's dark, we only have four pistols to use, and we have countless /b/tards to kill before reaching our comrade and, than, running back to the link. Let's go." As soon as they mentally prepared themselves to attack, they dove through the door, expecting an epic showdown with 4chan. Disappointingly, it turns out Andrew1911 broke out and killed all the /b/tards in the base. They interrupted him raping a barely alive /b/tard. Andrew1911 said, "Ah, hello, comrades! As you can see, I'm a little busy. I'll see you back at base. Kaz, I want you to bring some troops here to hold 4chan and gave that guy next to you a promotion."

Kaz said with sorrow, "Sir... LCK is dead." Andrew1911 stopped his forward thrusts. He said, "What? LCK is dead? WHAT?" Andrew1911 began to rape the 4chan vigriously as he said that and he screamed, "KAZ, YOU'RE MY SECOND IN COMMAND AND THAT MAN NEXT TO YOU GETS YOUR OLD SPOT! I WANT TO TEACH THIS FUCKER A LESSON! LEAVE ME ALONE!" SKBT's face went pale. He said, "Wow... That was both awesome and disturbing." Kaz said, "Which one was awesome and disturbing?" SKBT, stunned, said, "What do you think?"

[Andrew1911]

I'm dead. caterpie;

I haven't appeared. caterpie;

lawl ironing  china;

[Silverhawk79]

I'm dead. caterpie;

I haven't appeared. caterpie;

I'm presumed dead. caterpie;