itt famous books that suck

[Daddy]

I once got a 99 on a test without even knowing what the plot of the book was.

I tried that with Catcher In the Rye and got a zero.  caterpie;
I made up plot details and based some parts off the small discussions in class.

i said some stupid shit about the guy shooting people in his hat.

[Selkie]

i never read the book                       she wanted my cock

Lucky 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I tried that with Catcher In the Rye and got a zero.  caterpie;
I made up plot details and based some parts off the small discussions in class.

i said some stupid shit about the guy shooting people in his hat.

i lol'd

[Houdini]

I tried that with Catcher In the Rye and got a zero.  caterpie;
I made up plot details and based some parts off the small discussions in class.

i said some stupid shit about the guy shooting people in his hat.

A zero? Your teacher should have at least given you a point for creativity.

[36chambers]

tale of two cities can suck my cock

[Andrew1911]

Most Stephen King books. Take your pick.

[Samus Aran]

Most Stephen King books. Take your pick.

I choose From a Buick 8.

I at least somewhat enjoy most of his older books. The Stand is still my favorite. I think Christine was the only early one I didn't really like much.

[Andrew1911]

I choose From a Buick 8.

I at least somewhat enjoy most of his older books. The Stand is still my favorite. I think Christine was the only early one I didn't really like much.

The best thing he did was The Shining and that's mostly because Kubrick made a motherfucking amazing movie from it.