itt famous books that suck

[Samus Aran]

The Bible.

The movies aren't much better, either.

[Daddy]

The Bible.

i like all of the incest.

it gets me off

[Samus Aran]

i like all of the incest.

it gets me off

i heard those greek myth compilation books usually have some pretty hot brother-on-sister action

that zeus is a fucking i tell you

[Andrew1911]

i heard those greek myth compilation books usually have some pretty hot brother-on-sister action

that zeus is a fucking i tell you

zeus was a douche

killed his own daddy cause the big baby wanted power

let the baby zeus have what he wants

[thezerofire]

The movies aren't much better, either.

epic response to an epic post

[YPrrrr]

zeus was a douche

killed his own daddy cause the big baby wanted power

let the baby zeus have what he wants

I'd kill my dad too if he tried to eat me.

[Andrew1911]

epic response to an epic post

DON'T FUCKING USE THE WORD EPIC YOU FUCKING EPIC BITCH

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The Giver.

fuck you

[KonohaShinobi]

Harry Potter is awesome you faggots.

[Trini]

Harry Potter is awesome you faggots.

The final "fight" Between Harry and Voldemort ruined it all for me.

Sorriest piece of shit I've ever read.

[Houdini]

The final "fight" Between Harry and Voldemort ruined it all for me.

Sorriest piece of shit I've ever read.

I wouldn't say it ruined it. It really just made me realize that all the books actually blow.

[Selkie]

A Separate Peace

oh lawd lol.

Shittiest shit ever.

Jealous loser who never gets any action [spoiler]kills[/spoiler] his cool handsome friend. The end.

The thing that pisses me off most was that he didn't even cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]. I swear, the only reason the book said he didn't cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler] was so that they could use that oh so cheezy line "I didn't cry, because people never cry at their own [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]"

I fucking finished it and threw it in my pool cause that's where I was sitting when I read it.

[Trini]

I wouldn't say it ruined it. It really just made me realize that all the books actually blow.

Well it did for me. I was eager turning every page expecting something crazy to happen between them at the final fight. You'd think the Dark Lord would have a better defense than that. After so many attempts to make him look as as possible, he was just thrown out. I honestly went back to re read that part to see if I missed something. Did I enjoy the series because I was driven to read some incredible fight between them at the end? I really don't know now.  I enjoyed the Hogwarts fight, and all. But I guess my expectations were too high. =/

[Daddy]

A Separate Peace

oh lawd lol.

Shittiest shit ever.

Jealous loser who never gets any action [spoiler]kills[/spoiler] his cool handsome friend. The end.

The thing that pisses me off most was that he didn't even cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]. I swear, the only reason the book said he didn't cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler] was so that they could use that oh so cheezy line "I didn't cry, because people never cry at their own [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]"

I fucking finished it and threw it in my pool cause that's where I was sitting when I read it.

i never read the book but i did a report on it and the teacher gave me a great grade since she wanted my cock

[Houdini]

i never read the book but i did a report on it and the teacher gave me a great grade since she wanted my cock

I once got a 99 on a test without even knowing what the plot of the book was.