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itt famous books that suck

Started by Kalahari Inkantation, January 07, 2008, 01:03:02 PM

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Samus Aran


Daddy


Samus Aran

Quote from: JMV290 on January 07, 2008, 10:12:51 PM
i like all of the incest.

it gets me off


i heard those greek myth compilation books usually have some pretty hot brother-on-sister action

that zeus is a fucking badass i tell you

Andrew1911

Quote from: Kaz on January 07, 2008, 10:14:08 PM
i heard those greek myth compilation books usually have some pretty hot brother-on-sister action

that zeus is a fucking badass i tell you


zeus was a douche :|

killed his own daddy cause the big baby wanted power

let the baby zeus have what he wants :|

thezerofire

Quote from: Kaz on January 07, 2008, 10:06:43 PM
The movies aren't much better, either.
epic response to an epic post

YPrrrr

Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 07, 2008, 10:15:19 PM
zeus was a douche :|

killed his own daddy cause the big baby wanted power

let the baby zeus have what he wants :|
I'd kill my dad too if he tried to eat me.

Andrew1911

Quote from: thezerofire on January 08, 2008, 12:07:42 PM
epic response to an epic post


DON'T FUCKING USE THE WORD EPIC YOU FUCKING EPIC BITCH

Kalahari Inkantation


KonohaShinobi

Harry Potter is awesome you faggots.

Trini

Quote from: KonohaShinobi on January 09, 2008, 03:38:18 PM
Harry Potter is awesome you faggots.

The final "fight" Between Harry and Voldemort ruined it all for me.

Sorriest piece of shit I've ever read.
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Houdini

Quote from: Trini on January 09, 2008, 04:42:30 PM
The final "fight" Between Harry and Voldemort ruined it all for me.

Sorriest piece of shit I've ever read.
I wouldn't say it ruined it. It really just made me realize that all the books actually blow.

Selkie

A Separate Peace

oh lawd lol.

Shittiest shit ever.

Jealous loser who never gets any action [spoiler]kills[/spoiler] his cool handsome friend. The end.

The thing that pisses me off most was that he didn't even cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]. I swear, the only reason the book said he didn't cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler] was so that they could use that oh so cheezy line "I didn't cry, because people never cry at their own [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]"

I fucking finished it and threw it in my pool cause that's where I was sitting when I read it.


Trini

Quote from: Houdini on January 09, 2008, 06:24:40 PM
I wouldn't say it ruined it. It really just made me realize that all the books actually blow.

Well it did for me. I was eager turning every page expecting something crazy to happen between them at the final fight. You'd think the Dark Lord would have a better defense than that. After so many attempts to make him look as badass as possible, he was just thrown out. I honestly went back to re read that part to see if I missed something. Did I enjoy the series because I was driven to read some incredible fight between them at the end? I really don't know now.  I enjoyed the Hogwarts fight, and all. But I guess my expectations were too high. =/
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Daddy

Quote from: fag on January 09, 2008, 06:34:48 PM
A Separate Peace

oh lawd lol.

Shittiest shit ever.

Jealous loser who never gets any action [spoiler]kills[/spoiler] his cool handsome friend. The end.

The thing that pisses me off most was that he didn't even cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]. I swear, the only reason the book said he didn't cry at the [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler] was so that they could use that oh so cheezy line "I didn't cry, because people never cry at their own [spoiler]funeral[/spoiler]"

I fucking finished it and threw it in my pool cause that's where I was sitting when I read it.


i never read the book but i did a report on it and the teacher gave me a great grade since she wanted my cock

Houdini

Quote from: JMV290 on January 09, 2008, 07:21:36 PM
i never read the book but i did a report on it and the teacher gave me a great grade since she wanted my cock
I once got a 99 on a test without even knowing what the plot of the book was.

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