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isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game

Started by Magyarorszag, June 07, 2018, 12:00:42 AM

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Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 09, 2018, 10:25:21 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 09, 2018, 08:01:44 PM
I wish squids were real. :'(


[spoiler][/spoiler]

omglol
[spoiler=endgame screenshot from octo expansion that makes no sense out of context][/spoiler]

[spoiler=bigger spoilers]
The final boss is a super AI created by a human professor 12000 years ago with the objective of passing down human knowledge to a future intelligent species, but the AI changes its mind after seeing squid people being racist against octos and obsessing over fashion/trends/fighting and decides to instead just destroy the planet with a giant human-face statue that has a superpowerful laser cannon in its mouth. The player beats it by inking over the entire statue because its entire surface is solar cells.
[/spoiler]

bluaki

Pearl keeps a picture of Marina sleeping saved on her phone for... reasons.
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Pearl has the username MC_Princess and Marina has the username DJ_Hyperfresh in the chat rooms

Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 07, 2018, 12:00:42 AM
what's with the scantily clad cephalopod lolis and blatantly obvious homages to scandalous gangster rappers like 2pac and notorious big
it gets more blatant
[spoiler][/spoiler]

also pearl gets into a rapping battle multiple times during the events of the story

Magyarorszag

Quote from: bluaki on June 14, 2018, 11:50:58 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 09, 2018, 10:25:21 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 09, 2018, 08:01:44 PM
I wish squids were real. :'(


[spoiler][/spoiler]

omglol
[spoiler=endgame screenshot from octo expansion that makes no sense out of context][/spoiler]

[spoiler=bigger spoilers]
The final boss is a super AI created by a human professor 12000 years ago with the objective of passing down human knowledge to a future intelligent species, but the AI changes its mind after seeing squid people being racist against octos and obsessing over fashion/trends/fighting and decides to instead just destroy the planet with a giant human-face statue that has a superpowerful laser cannon in its mouth. The player beats it by inking over the entire statue because its entire surface is solar cells.
[/spoiler]



Magyarorszag

Quote from: bluaki on June 14, 2018, 12:05:29 PM
Pearl keeps a picture of Marina sleeping saved on her phone for... reasons.
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Pearl has the username MC_Princess and Marina has the username DJ_Hyperfresh in the chat rooms

Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 07, 2018, 12:00:42 AM
what's with the scantily clad cephalopod lolis and blatantly obvious homages to scandalous gangster rappers like 2pac and notorious big
it gets more blatant
[spoiler][/spoiler]

also pearl gets into a rapping battle multiple times during the events of the story


lol oh god

and as far as scantily-clad cephalopod lolis go, it probably doesn't get much farther than this:

[spoiler][/spoiler]

akudood;

Magyarorszag

[spoiler=it even has scantily-clad cephalopod shota][/spoiler]

akudood;

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watching my brother play splatoon is the shit
one time saw him kill 14 squidders in one match and i thought it was insane

fun to watch
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Magyarorszag

it really is an entertaining-looking game

and it naturally should appeal to me as a disciple of doodthing

I just wish there were a heavier emphasis on singleplayer. >.<

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