Presidential Election 2016 or The Little Bernie That Could

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2016 is gearing into full swing and I've been beating my half limp dick to hilclin's new haircut but is another clinton worth my time in the white house?

realistically bernie sanders seems like the candidate I want. Mostly cause his name is Bernie, secondly because democracy is a easily manipulated child and socialism is the only answer. A snowballs chance in hell I know, but perhaps a huge gaff could kill the Mother Clinton and allow a true new politician to arise. and that new politician is 73 year old jew from Brooklyn.

Could Ted Cruz get caught sucking a dick and earn the respect of the gay community? It's possible. But the Bush empire is rearing it's shit covered ass and farting in america's face. Huckabee and Rubio beat off to the rhythm of the flatulence hoping to cum in lady liberty's glass eye. It's quite obvious the fat man is on his way to squaring off with Jeb. Christie might not be a bad choice.

It's a shame that the party pulled mitt by his collar and give him a lashing early on into this season. Realistically he's the only republican I could see handing a serious ass beating to Hilary (who has unfortunately almost clinched the party's nomination).

Looking forward to see how perennial candidate Nader will perform. Could a Sanders/Nader ticket exist? Not in either's lifetime it seems. Will Nader's 2% of the vote ruffle enough feathers to cause a stink like in 2000? Doubtful, but a spoiler would be welcome.

David

The fat man will be our next president and there's nothing Hillary Rodham-Clinton and her Saudi paymasters can do about it.

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But could Cold Cut Christie square off in the presidential ring  "I have no idea what im doing" Scott Walker? Walkers own ignorance to who he os and what he is doing is something a lot of octogenarians can relate to and from what boognish has told me its also how hes secured his terms as governor

PLEASEHELP1991

April 30, 2015, 04:02:47 PM #3 Last Edit: April 30, 2015, 04:09:39 PM by PLEASEHELP1991
Bernie will be the Obama and Hillary the Hillary. Chris Christie will get no support in the South. The Republican nomination will be between Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and Jeb Bush...
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David

Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 04:02:47 PM
Bernie will be the Obama and Hillary the Hillary. Chris Christie will get no support in the South. The Republican nomination will be between Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and Jeb Bush...
'look at me, i view politics the way msnbctm et al tell me'


news flash shitlord, the midwest is the key to winning the election for a republican like the fatman

PLEASEHELP1991

Quote from: David on April 30, 2015, 04:54:32 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 04:02:47 PM
Bernie will be the Obama and Hillary the Hillary. Chris Christie will get no support in the South. The Republican nomination will be between Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and Jeb Bush...
'look at me, i view politics the way msnbctm et al tell me'


news flash shitlord, the midwest is the key to winning the election for a republican like the fatman
fyi, I read fark and don't watch msnbc
And republicans don't really care about a candidate who will be electable; they'll denounce Christie as a RINO or Hillary-lite.
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PLEASEHELP1991

April 30, 2015, 11:57:18 PM #6 Last Edit: May 01, 2015, 01:56:19 AM by PLEASEHELP1991
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
I love [you]

David

Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 11:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed

PLEASEHELP1991

Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 12:50:52 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 11:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed
you have to win the clown car to run as the Republican candidate, so no shit lol
I love [you]

David

Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 01, 2015, 01:24:03 PM
Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 12:50:52 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 11:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed
you have to win the clown car to run as the Republican candidate, so no shit lol
both parties are like that you mouth breathing huffpo reader

PLEASEHELP1991

Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 01:26:19 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 01, 2015, 01:24:03 PM
Quote from: David on May 01, 2015, 12:50:52 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 30, 2015, 11:57:18 PM
Also, I believe the Midwest voted for Rick Santorum over Mitt Romney in the 2012 primary overall, so they didn't really have a voice with respect to the primaries...
the primaries are horribly skewed
you have to win the clown car to run as the Republican candidate, so no shit lol
both parties are like that you mouth breathing huffpo reader
hence why Bernie will be the Obama. QED.
I love [you]

David


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keeping tabs on christie is important, in the same way that monitoring a hurricane that could devastate your home is important.

Classic

I'll be the next president.

[spoiler]Bernie seems cool.[/spoiler]

David

republicans have the cutest gay commentator [guy benson], the hottest woman [ann coulter] and the best candidate [the fat man]


what do the democraps have?  a decrepit dinosaur  in rodHAAAAAAAMS-clinton who thinks $250,000 in the bank is being 'broke' or the loony who would have bunga bunga parties with the castro brothers in the white house?

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