also how do i not be lazy asshole
Seriously shut the fuck up hiro
Would you agree times have changed? O_0
Hang out with Grant Perkins 11AM
ask tiger woods
find bragirl
DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN HIRO
ask bill clinton
Ask Sarko.
stick twizzlers down her asscrack
Whisper sweet nothings everythings into her right ear and every time, get more and more serious with the content until she knows everything about you. Then leave everything behind and start a new life in a new city. Change your name, hair style, etc. Never speak to her.
Then, fifteen years down the line, when she's married, come back to her house and walk in with tears in your eyes. Tell her you were abducted or something along those lines. She'll remember you and awkwardly ask you to stay for dinner with her family.
Then, when she walks you out after dinner, she says she wishes things wouldn't have happened this way and she's so sorry, and then you walk away in the rain because you took a cab there and it's too late to get one now.
And when you're sitting on your cheap hotel bed, soaking wet, there will be a knock at the door and it'll be her and she'll be drenched from the rain and you know what happens next.
That's what you do.
Quote from: Fandango on October 21, 2010, 12:38:22 PM
Whisper sweet nothings everythings into her right ear and every time, get more and more serious with the content until she knows everything about you. Then leave everything behind and start a new life in a new city. Change your name, hair style, etc. Never speak to her.
Then, fifteen years down the line, when she's married, come back to her house and walk in with tears in your eyes. Tell her you were abducted or something along those lines. She'll remember you and awkwardly ask you to stay for dinner with her family.
Then, when she walks you out after dinner, she says she wishes things wouldn't have happened this way and she's so sorry, and then you walk away in the rain because you took a cab there and it's too late to get fuck now.
And when you're sitting on your cheap hotel bed, soaking wet, there will be a knock at the door and it'll be her and she'll be drenched from the rain and you know what happens next.
That's what you do.
I don't think that it is likely to happen.... Nice story however, I love it and I love you ^_^
u write stories on the internet and wait for some japanese girl in the UK to love u
Why can you not figure out how to do things by yourself?
Quote from: burzumfan420 on October 21, 2010, 01:12:08 PM
u write stories on the internet and wait for some japanese girl in the UK to love u
All wrong baddood;
Quote from: Fandango on October 21, 2010, 12:38:22 PM
That's what you do.
pfft... i do that just for breakfast. for dinner, i cannot find her and i dine alone.
who needs a 3D girl get a waifu instead
Have you tried growing a penis?
JUST BE YOURSELF DUDE n_u
BY NOT CARING AS MUCH
i think i've got this figured out:
be yourself
when the girl likes you and wants to start a relationship, start it
and then keep being yourself
Quote from: Zach on October 21, 2010, 11:22:14 PM
i think i've got this figured out:
be yourself
when the girl likes you and wants to start a relationship, start it
and then keep being yourself
I suppose this is the best option, although the least successful
Quote from: Admin on October 21, 2010, 11:45:46 PM
I suppose this is the best option, although the least successful
only if you have a repulsive personality
NOPE I THINK I WON
this thread sucks never posting again
Quote from: Zach on October 21, 2010, 11:22:14 PM
i think i've got this figured out:
be yourself
when the girl likes you and wants to start a relationship, start it
and then keep being yourself
yes exactly
never change who you are
Quote from: Admin on October 21, 2010, 11:45:46 PM
I suppose this is the best option, although the least successful
Maybe because you treat every girl you talk to like she's going to be your girlfriend.
Tell her you masturbate with wasabi sauce, she'll be so impressed believe me.
tell her that you like her moustache