I just finished pissing, and accidentally zippered my cock in my zipper
I'm fucking bleeding and it hurts like hell I need some neosporin aaaaa
Now that is stupid. But it sucks.
Posting will cure it!
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 05:21:39 PM
Posting will cure it!
I'm wrapping it in shit as I'm typing this I hope i dont get infected holy shit this is so fucking bad
Quote from: Elep on February 05, 2008, 05:23:16 PM
I'm wrapping it in shit as I'm typing this I hope i dont get infected holy shit this is so fucking bad
...You're bound to get a bacterial infection of some sorts if that's what you're wrapping it in.
I am James Russel Smith, III MD, I require a picture so I can make a prognosis.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 05, 2008, 05:23:56 PM
...You're bound to get a bacterial infection of some sorts if that's what you're wrapping it in.
Jackass. baddood;
Quote from: ME86 on February 05, 2008, 05:24:00 PM
I am James Russel Smith, III MD, I require a picture so I can make a prognosis.
Who would want a picture of a bloody penis? baddood;
Quote from: Elep on February 05, 2008, 05:23:16 PM
I'm wrapping it in shit as I'm typing this I hope i dont get infected holy shit this is so fucking bad
Interesting...
its not
Quote from: Charmed on February 05, 2008, 05:24:56 PM
Who would want a picture of a bloody penis? baddood;
Lawlz.
I've only gotten my dick caught in my zipper once or twice and it hurt, but I've never bled.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 05, 2008, 05:29:40 PM
I've only gotten my dick caught in my zipper once or twice and it hurt, but I've never bled.
Ditto. Once I felt it I stopped closing it and took it out.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 05, 2008, 05:29:40 PM
Lawlz.
I've only gotten my dick caught in my zipper once or twice and it hurt, but I've never bled.
I've never gotten it caught because I am not an idiot.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 05, 2008, 05:31:47 PM
I've never gotten it caught because I am not an idiot.
I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, I THOUGHT IT WAS BACK IN MY PANTS BUT APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG
I don't see how one could so easily get their dick caught in a zipper. I never have.
Pull down your pants then. baddood;
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 05:33:14 PM
I don't see how one could so easily get their dick caught in a zipper. I never have.
It has to be a certain size.
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 05:33:14 PM
I don't see how one could so easily get their dick caught in a zipper. I never have.
it sometimes doesn't go all the way back into my pants.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 05:33:45 PM
It has to be a certain size.
I don't know about you, but usually I'm not erect when I piss. psyduck;
And no, it doesn't have to be a certain size.
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 05:50:39 PM
I don't know about you, but usually I'm not erect when I piss. psyduck;
And no, it doesn't have to be a certain size.
I wasnt talking about erect penises.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 05:52:15 PM
I was talking about erect penises.
It's usually pretty hard to take a leak if your phallus is erect.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 05, 2008, 05:53:23 PM
It's usually pretty hard to take a leak if your phallus is erect.
Edit: wasnt
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 05:52:15 PM
I wasnt talking about erect penises.
Then why would you even mention size?
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 05:58:56 PM
Then why would you even mention size?
Ima let you think about it.
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 05:58:56 PM
Then why would you even mention size?
flaccid penises also have a length.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 05:59:40 PM
Ima let you think about it.
I'm pretty sure you just don't even know yourself. It doesn't have to be a certain size to get caught in a zipper, because no matter what the size, you're pulling your wang out of your pants, so it can still get caught by a zipper.
You didn't think this through very well. psyduck;
Quote from: JMV290 on February 05, 2008, 06:01:11 PM
flaccid penises also have a length.
I'm aware of this, but why did he even mention it in the first place when it's not true that it matters...at all?
Quote from: JMV290 on February 05, 2008, 06:01:11 PM
flaccid penises also have a length.
Dont mind him JMV.
Let him work this problem by himself.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 06:03:35 PM
Dont mind him JMV.
Let him work this problem by himself.
There is no problem, you moron, because size doesn't matter to take a fucking piss out of your pants. psyduck;
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 06:04:46 PM
There is no problem, you moron, because size doesn't matter to take a fucking piss out of your pants. psyduck;
lol
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 06:06:27 PM
You're retarded. psyduck;
I could have sworn he was dipshitted psyduck;
iim pissed cuz i dont get the joke waaaaa
Quote from: Sorvet on February 05, 2008, 06:20:03 PM
iim pissed cuz i dont get the joke waaaaa
iim
What gave you the impression that I was angry at all? And btw your joke sucks
Quote from: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 06:20:55 PM
iim
What gave you the impression that I was angry at all? And btw your joke sucks
How would you know, you dont even get it?!
Kaz im leaving this thread, we are only spamming it. If you get the joke send me a pm.
.
I'm suprised nobody has made fun of me for my bleeding dick yet. baddood;
Anyway, yes it hurts like a bitch.
Quote from: Geno on February 05, 2008, 06:24:32 PM
I'm suprised nobody has made fun of me for my bleeding dick yet. baddood;
Anyway, yes it hurts like a bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
If no one's made fun or said anything, it means no one cares about the condition of your dick, fucktard.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 05, 2008, 06:29:47 PM
Shut the fuck up.
If no one's made fun or said anything, it means no one cares about the condition of your dick, fucktard.
God, how pissy can you get?
Quote from: Charmed on February 05, 2008, 05:24:56 PM
Who would want a picture of a bloody penis? baddood;
I dunno, seems like it'd be hot.
I got my lip STUCK in a zipper once.
And by lip I mean the one on my face, so don't get any ideas.
I had a shirt and I realized I wasn't gonna be able to fit it over my head, so I started unzipping it, but somewhow my lip got causght
and then I couldn't get it out. I think I ripped off a chnk of it that day, but no physical scarring so yay. That was in like.. elementary school.
...I don't put zippers near my face anymore.
Quote from: samsam on February 05, 2008, 08:16:02 PM
I got my lip STUCK in a zipper once.
And by lip I mean the one on my face, so don't get any ideas.
I had a shirt and I realized I wasn't gonna be able to fit it over my head, so I started unzipping it, but somewhow my lip got causght
and then I couldn't get it out. I think I ripped off a chnk of it that day, but no physical scarring so yay. That was in like.. elementary school.
...I don't put zippers near my face anymore.
lol
Quote from: samsam on February 05, 2008, 08:16:02 PM
I got my lip STUCK in a zipper once.
And by lip I mean the one on my face, so don't get any ideas.
I had a shirt and I realized I wasn't gonna be able to fit it over my head, so I started unzipping it, but somewhow my lip got causght
and then I couldn't get it out. I think I ripped off a chnk of it that day, but no physical scarring so yay. That was in like.. elementary school.
...I don't put zippers near my face anymore.
Take OFF the pants before you give out blowjobs.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 05, 2008, 06:29:47 PM
Shut the fuck up.
If no one's made fun or said anything, it means no one cares about the condition of your dick, fucktard.
Say sorry.
There's a lot of discussion about penises in this thread. yes;
Anyway, how do you not notice if your dick is in or out of your pants? Wouldn't you feel a breeze?
One of the reasons I simply use the pull-down method.
Quote from: Bushybrow on February 05, 2008, 06:38:08 PM
God, how pissy can you get?
Much pissier than that, it was joke. doodthing;
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 06, 2008, 01:29:14 PM
Much pissier then that, it was joke. doodthing;
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Quote from: Lawlz on February 06, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
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I swear to god I have seen that thing before but I can't remember WHERE